Food Network Announces Iron Chef Cannibalism Series
NEW YORK – Despite the success of the The Next Iron Chef last year, the Food Network is in danger of being
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Van Morrison Files for Intellectual Bankruptcy
DUBLIN – Irish singer and curmudgeon Van Morrison has filed for intellectual bankruptcy, according to a notice published on his
ContinueSpaghettiOs Creator, Donald Goerke, Chokes to Death, Uh-Oh
CAMDEN, N.J. – Donald Goerke, the man who put the “Oh” in SpaghettiOs, choked to death Sunday night while eating
ContinueTaylor Swift Plans Chain of Anal Bleaching Salons
NASHVILLE – Country artist Taylor Swift, 20, announced on her website yesterday that she plans to open a chain of
ContinueMark McGwire Admits to Using Prayer to Gain Competitive Edge
NEW YORK – During a fifty-minute interview with Bob Costas on the MLB Network yesterday, former St. Louis Cardinals slugger
ContinueAl Gore Claims Credit for Inventing the Toilet Cam
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Former vice president Al Gore will tell the American Library Association’s (ALA) midwinter meeting in Boston
ContinueThere’s Trouble in The Dog Whisperer’s Paradise
LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Who doesn’t love Cesar Millan? The munchkin figure, the sun-god smile, the cute, spikey hair, those
ContinueNBA Installing Metal Detectors in All Locker Rooms
NEW YORK, N.Y. - The National Basketball Association (NBA) moved quickly to minimize the presence of handguns in locker rooms around
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