UConn Women a Huge Bust in the Neilsen Ratings
DAYTON, Ohio – The University of Connecticut’s women’s basketball team might be the best women’s team ever assembled, but their
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AARP Endorses iPad Betty White Model for Sexting Seniors-CCTV Cameras
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Apple and the American Association of Retired Persons (AARP) have joined forces in order to fill a
ContinueChilean President Blames Pat Robertson for Earthquake’s Effects
CONCEPCION – Chilean President Michelle Bachelet told a group of displaced persons cooking rodents around an open fire yesterday that
ContinueCorey Haim or Corey Feldman Found Dead of Drug Overdose
HOLLYWOOD – Actor Corey Haim, 38, or actor Corey Feldman, 38, was pronounced dead at Providence Saint
ContinueLil’ Wayne Sentencing Postponed for Hemorrhoid Surgery
NEW YORK – Once again an attorney for Lil’ Wayne has requested a postponement of the rapscallion’s jail sentencing for
ContinueVatican Chorister Fingered in Gay Sex Scandal
VATICAN CITY – The Vatican remained tight-lipped today following reports that a chorister was fired for allegedly procuring male prostitutes
ContinueJennifer Aniston’s Retarded Names for Her New Fragrance
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Jennifer Aniston will launch her first branded perfume any second now. The super scent has been
ContinueBen Roethlisberger Fondles the Snapper
MILLEDGEVILLE, Ga. – A twenty-year-old college student has accused Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger of sexually assaulting her at a
ContinueSatire Site Reveals How to Tell When You’ve Had Sex
BLOOMINGTON, Ind. – Researchers at the Kinsey Institute at Indiana University were gobsmacked to learn that people cannot agree on
ContinueRIAA Sues Fetus as Accessory to Illegal Downloading
NEW YORK — The RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) has lowered the bar in its war against music piracy.
ContinueMusicians Admit to Only Pretending to Like Pete Seeger
Dave Matthews, Bruce Springsteen, and a host of musicians who have appeared with folk singer Pete Seeger during the last
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