November 2015 – postcards from the pug bus

NCTE Outraged over Time’s Choice of the Clitoris as Person of the Year

Chip Hilton 492 Views 1 min read

WASHINGTON, D.C.–The National Council for Transgender Equality (NCTE) charged today that Time magazine’s choice of the clitoris as its 2015 Person of the Year “invalidates the narratives” of thousands of transgender women around the world. “By conferring this award on the clitoris,” said the NCTE, “Time mocks transgender women everywhere, who are not considered part of this award Read More

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Yes, Virginia, There Was a Poop Swastika

philmaggitti 457 Views 2 min read

COLUMBIA, Mo.—Poop Swastika Truthers took one in the shorts recently with the release of a University of Missouri police department report confirming that someone did indeed grab a handful of shit and draw a swastika on a co-ed bathroom wall in a university dorm. The swastika, whose existence had been questioned by various right-wing media Read More

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Trump Win Puts Neo-Nazi German Villages on Tourism Map

Biff Scuzzy 469 Views 2 min read

As though to acknowledge that fashion is indeed the universal language, Globus® and other purveyors of European package tours have added Wibbese, Jamal, and half a dozen other picturesque, rural German villages to their spring itineraries. The move, says Globus® marketing director Earl Witherspoon, is our way of saying that fashion trumps ideology in the Read More

Sporting Life

NFL to Install 200 Gender-Appropriate Bathrooms for Super Bowl LI

philmaggitti 447 Views 3 min read

HOUSTON–The National Football League promises that Super Bowl LI, scheduled to be played in Houston on February 5, 2017, will be “the most all-inclusive, welcoming, and gender-affirmative Super Bowl in history.” The foundation of all that welcoming and affirmation will be two hundred “special bowls,” the centerpieces of new gender-appropriate rest rooms to be installed Read More