Atheist Scores Exclusive Interview with the Historical Jesus
WEST CHESTER, Pa.—Although we hold no brief with invisible friends in the sky—not the nine choirs of angels, the eight
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Conversation with Man Whose Shit Doesn’t Stink
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – A twenty-five-year-old local man whose shit literally does not stink blames his rare condition for ruining
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WEST CHESTER, PA—Barack Hussein Obama, America’s putative first black president, is a man who knows how to sell a contradiction;
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WEST GOSHEN, PA.—Taco Bell’s current ad touting its breakfast crunch wrap sliders features an elderly piggy bank named Clementine and
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NEW YORK–In an exclusive interview with The New York Times Book Review, God declared confidently that atheism is “deader than the
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WILMINGTON, De.–We’ll call him Ralph. He is one of a growing breed of white-collar hipster criminal: the handicapped-parking-sticker cheat. You
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LONDON – Postcards from the Pug Bus has secured an exclusive interview with the Royal Fetus, which is expected to
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LOS ANGELES – Paris Hilton has been sentenced to forty-five days in a county jail for violating the terms of
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