May 2005 – Page 2 – postcards from the pug bus

Zellweger Chesney Wedding a Longshot in Las Vegas

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LAS VEGAS – According to oddsmakers here, the over-under figure for the Renee Zellweger-Kenny Chesney marriage is eight months, and most of the early money has been wagered on the under. Vegas actuaries who determine … Read on

Celebrities

Russell Crowe a Real Stinker in Cinderella Man

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WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Russell Crowe’s co-stars in the boxing movie “Cinderella Man” say the stench emitted by the actor was a major distraction during filming. Crowe, who plays heavyweight boxer Jim Braddock, went days … Read on

Culture

Runaway Bride Toast Is Missing

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STILLWATER, N.J. – The celebrated piece of toast with a carved likeness of runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks on it has gone missing. Perry Lonzello, 48, of Stillwater, N.J., who drew the startling image of Wilbanks … Read on

Music

Rolling Stones Announce Tour of Museums

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NEW YORK – The Rolling Stones are expected to announce at a press conference tomorrow that guitarist Ron Wood’s paintings will hit the road again late this summer. The press conference, scheduled to begin at … Read on

Celebrities

Britney Spears Pregnancy Test Update

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OTTAWA – The infamous Britney Spears pregnancy test, on which she received a disappointing 6.7 for execution and a mere 7.5 for degree of difficulty, may be a fraud, says Canadian Surgeon General Gordon McCullough. … Read on

Celebrities

Britney Spears Receives Divorce Call from President Bush

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – President George W. Bush has added his voice to the rising chorus congratulating Britney Spears, who filed for divorce Monday from Kevin Federline, her husband of nearly three years and the father … Read on