August 2005 – Page 2 – postcards from the pug bus

Julia Roberts Retiring Suit Against Her Breasts

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TAOS, N.M. – Julia Roberts has quietly dropped a landmark civil lawsuit she had filed against her breasts. The suit, filed in Taos Municipal Court in late March, charged that Roberts’ hooters, which had grown … Read on

Music

Rolling Stones Deliver Protest Song

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NEW YORK – The Rolling Stones have never backed away from following a trend, nor have they been afraid to boldly go where others have gone before.

In 1967 they strode mightily in the footsteps … Read on

Culture

Johnny Depp Set for Hunter S. Thompson Sendoff

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ASPEN, Colo. – Johnny Depp will interrupt filming of the second through fifth sequels of Pirates of the Caribbean to read selected passages from Hunter S. Thompson’s 352-page suicide note at an invitation-only memorial service … Read on

Celebrities

Britney Spears Accused of Stalking Photographer

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LOS ANGELES – A photographer shot near the groin with a pellet gun while chatting with friends in Malibu Saturday night has brought criminal charges against Britney Spears. According to papers filed in a Los … Read on

Celebrities

Britney Spears Assignment Gets Paparazzo Popped

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MALIBU – Pandemonium broke out Saturday night when a paparazzo stalking Britney Spears at a hilltop home was struck in the leg by a plastic pellet. As guests inside the home were giggling and making … Read on

News

Jackson Jury Told the Aristocrats Joke

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NEW YORK – Eleanor Cook and Ray Hultman, two jurors who voted to acquit Michael Jackson of child molestation charges earlier this year, have admitted that while the members of the jury were supposed to … Read on

Celebrities

Brad Pitt Expanding Angelina Jolie Rumors Hotline

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HOLLYWOOD – Brad Pitt is expected to announce on Meet the Press Sunday the impending launch of Bradgelina 2.0, the updated version of his wildly popular rumors hotline. Beginning at 9:00 a.m. (EDST) on Thursday … Read on

Celebrities

Jennifer Aniston Says She Wants to Have Baby

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HOLLYWOOD – Jennifer Aniston told Vanity Fair that she “desperately” wants to have a baby. Aniston, 36, who became a godmother in April, said she was so moved by the experience that she began to … Read on

Celebrities

Jennifer Aniston Says Brad Pitt Is Gay

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HOLLYWOOD – In her first interview since her breakup with Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston told Vanity Fair she was initially “dumbfounded” when she saw photographs of Pitt with his hair dyed “a really gay blond” … Read on

Celebrities

Tom Cruise Digs Lauren Bacall’s Irony

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ROME – Tom Cruise said he finds Lauren Bacall’s recent remarks about him “supremely ironic.” Bacall’s observations, which appear in the August 8 issue of Time magazine, begin with the charge that Cruise’ recent behavior … Read on

News

President Bush Went AWOL from Boy Scouts, Democrats Charge

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Democrats in Congress have called for an investigation into President George W. Bush’s Boy Scout service. Even as the president offered words of comfort Sunday to more than fifty thousand scouts at … Read on