November, 2005 - postcards from the pug bus

Tara Reid Still Celebrating Birthday

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LOS ANGELES – Tara Reid, who turned thirty yesterday, is still toasting the occasion. Reid’s marathon birthday party, which began around sundown Monday, was in its thirty-eighth hour when Reid was sighted staggering out of … Read on

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Tom Cruise Fires His Sister over Antidepressant Use

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HOLLYWOOD – Scientologist Tom Cruise fired his sister and publicist, Lee Anne DeVette, yesterday after he had learned she is taking Lexapro, a popular antidepressant. DeVette’s drug use was discovered by Cruise’ fiance, Katie Holmes, … Read on

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Terrell Owens Suspended by Monday Night Football

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NEW YORK – Monday Night Football has suspended Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Terrell Owens indefinitely for conduct detrimental to its commercials. Owens, who appeared in an infamous skit with Desperate Housewives star Nicollette Sheridan preceding … Read on

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Vincent Gallo Swimming Upstream with Sperm Offer

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WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Ignoring the historically poor performance records of sperm banks, indie film actor Vincent Gallo is offering to sell his sperm for $1 million. According to Gallo’s official website, that price covers … Read on

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Chicken Little Stricken with Avian Flu

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DISNEYLAND – What was to be a triumphant weekend debut for Walt Disney Studios Chicken Little was marred by the news that the hero of this newly released animated feature has been stricken with the … Read on

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Jude Law Miffed at Being Offered Smaller Parts

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LONDON – Sex rat Jude Law is upset because studios have been offering him smaller and smaller parts ever since he was photographed in the nude by a paparazzo last summer at his mother’s villa … Read on

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Jessica Simpson Disappointed by Therapy

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HOLLYWOOD – Jessica Simpson told Psychology Today that she was extremely disappointed by her recent experience with therapy. The singer-actress claimed that relentless gossip about her marriage to Nick Lachey drove her to visit a … Read on

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Alito Supreme Court Nomination Assailed by Democrats

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy led the chorus of Democratic voices howling in opposition to President Bush’s nomination of Judge Samuel A. Alito Jr. to the Supreme Court.

Speaking to reporters in his … Read on