February 2006 – Page 2 – postcards from the pug bus

Reese Witherspoon Wanted for Questioning in Paparazzo Death

Biff Scuzzy 423 Views 4 min read

BRENTWOOD, Calif. – Golden Globe winner and Oscar nominee Reese Witherspoon is expected to be interviewed by Los Angeles police sometime this week. The police want to question Ms. Witherspoon regarding the discovery of a festering body believed to be that of paparazzo Todd Wallace. Mr. Wallace was charged with five misdemeanor counts and one Read More

Music

Rolling Stones Inspired by Super Bowl Appearance

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DETROIT – The Rolling Stones came away from their high-energy, twelve-minute appearance at Super Bowl XL with a renewed enthusiasm about performing. The concert, which was hailed by many Stones fans as the group’s “best in several decades,” was a revelation to Mick Jagger as well. At a press conference immediately following the Super Bowl, Read More

Celebrities

Reese Witherspoon Early Favorite to Win Most Annoying Celebrity Award

Chip Hilton 399 Views 2 min read

LAS VEGAS – Oddsmakers have installed Oscar nominee and Golden Globe winner Reese Witherspoon as a 9-to-5 favorite to capture the 2006 Postcards from the Pug Bus Most Annoying Celebrity Golden Sphincter award. The gratingly perky Witherspoon and her Mount Rushmore chin leaped to the head of the queue as a result of her acceptance Read More

Pug Bus Pop Quiz

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Quiz

Biff Scuzzy 451 Views 4 min read

LOS ANGELES – The feeding frenzy for the latest dish about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie is threatening to overwhelm the golden couple. Although it may be impossible to be too thin or too rich, the Brangelina phenomenon, which is now bigger than the sum of its parts, may prove it is possible to be Read More

Pug Bus Pop Quiz

The Jessica Simpson Divorce Quiz

Chip Hilton 463 Views 3 min read

LOS ANGELES – Although Jessica Simpson purchased a $3-million house in Beverly Hills following her split with Nick Lachey, the singer-actress-shoe designer seems to prefer the comfort of the storied Chateau Marmont when she has a date. According to several tabloid publications’ paid informants, however, some of the Chateau Marmont’s other guests wish Ms. Simpson Read More

Politics

Canine Response to President Bush’s State of the Union Address

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Frank, the pug dog who starred in Men in Black, delivered the official canine response to President George W. Bush’s state of the union address yesterday. Speaking through an interpreter, Frank accused the president of exploiting “that dumb-ass German shepherd Rex,” who attended the state of the union address at the invitation of Read More

Celebrities

Jennifer Lopez Will Appear Naked in PETA Parody

Chip Hilton 423 Views 3 min read

LOS ANGELES – Jennifer Lopez claims she is tired of being stalked by “animal rights whack jobs at PETA” (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals). The star of song, screen, and fashion told reporters yesterday that she has agreed to appear naked in a pro-fur ad sponsored by the Fur Education Council of America Read More