February 2006 – postcards from the pug bus

The Jessica Simpson Divorce Quiz Redux

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LOS ANGELES – Although Jessica Simpson purchased a $3-million house in Beverly Hills following her split with Nick Lachey, the singer-actress-shoe designer seems to prefer the comfort of the storied Chateau Marmont when she has … Read on

News

George Bush Calls George Michael a Terrorist, George Clooney Objects

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – President George W. Bush wasted no time in reacting to pop star George Michael’s arrest on drug charges this weekend. Mr. Bush called Mr. Michael a terrorist for “aiding and abetting groups … Read on

Pug Bus Pop Quiz

Bono Nobel Peace Prize Quiz

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WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Irish rock star Bono has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, one of the few significant awards that has eluded him. Time magazine’s 2005 Person of the Year and Rolling … Read on

Sporting Life

Winter Olympics Will Eliminate Medals in 2010

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TORINO, Italy – In response to Olympic athletes’ proclaimed indifference to medals, an Olympic official told reporters following the women’s figure skating championship last night that certificates of participation would “more than likely” replace medals … Read on

Celebrities

Nicole Richie Toys with Food and Paparazzi

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MALIBU – Once again Nicole Richie has managed to go out to lunch without actually being photographed eating. The ninety-one-
pound starlet lunched with friends for forty-
five minutes at an outdoor cafe earlier this … Read on

Celebrities

Charlotte Church’s Birthday Drinking Guide

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Charlotte Church, Great Britain’s answer to Courtney Love, is twenty years old today; and lucky her, she is getting the best birthday present any girl her age could hope for: her mum, Maria Church, 40, … Read on

Music

Kevin Federline’s PopoZao Surprisingly Not Bad

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(Two Stars Out of Four, Explicit Lyrics) As rap songs go, Kevin Federline’s “PopoZao,” the first single off his Straight Outta Malibu CD that will drop in the spring, slips easily into the middle of … Read on

Celebrities

Britney Spears Obsessed with Princess Diana

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HOLLYWOOD – Britney Spears’ obsession with the late Princess Diana, which has worried the singer’s friends for some time, became public knowledge last week when Ms. Spears told People magazine, “The paparazzi killed Princess Di, … Read on

Horoscopes

Paris Hilton Birthday Horoscope

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Paris Hilton celebrates her 25th birthday today. Her party was spoiled by an incident in London that eerily predicted the following horoscope from Pugnacious.

“You can’t expect to get by on your money and your … Read on

Celebrities

Tom Cruise Sues Life & Style over Split Story

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HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise has filed a $10-million lawsuit against Life & Style magazine for reporting that he and fiancée, Katie Holmes, called off their engagement sometime before Valentine’s Day. Branding the article willfully false … Read on

Sporting Life

Wayne Gretzky and Janet Jones Handicap the Oscars

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PHOENIX, Ariz. – Phoenix Coyotes coach Wayne Gretzky and his actress wife, Janet Jones, won’t permit a little bad press regarding their gambling habits to dampen their trademark sense of humor. They have decided to … Read on

Pug Bus Pop Quiz

Angelina Jolie Disappointed by Results of Poll

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MALIBU – Angelina Jolie was not amused to learn that more than two out of three respondents to a recent Internet poll failed to recognize her adopted son’s middle name. Although Ms. Jolie stopped short … Read on

Sporting Life

Wayne Gretzky’s Wife Bet on Instant Replay

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TRENTON, N.J. – For Wayne Gretzky’s wife, Janet Jones, betting on a football game is “way tame, eh?” The part-time actress and full-time gambler not only bet $75,000 on this year’s Super Bowl but also … Read on

News

President Bush Claims Spy Program Foiled Grammy Plot

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WASHINGTON – President George W. Bush told reporters yesterday that “a top-secret domestic spying program” had foiled a plot to disrupt Wednesday’s Grammy Awards ceremony. According to the president, the intercepted communications that led to … Read on

Music

Mariah Carey Declares Comeback Over

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LOS ANGELES – Pop diva Mariah Carey declared after last night’s Grammy awards that her “brilliant comeback year” was over. While one assistant held her Optifast drink and another held her three Grammys, a tearful … Read on

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