June 2007 – Page 2 – postcards from the pug bus

Paris Hilton’s Medical Condition a Gripping Saga

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LOS ANGELES – A mysterious medical condition made Paris Hilton “a danger to herself and to other inmates” at the Century Regional Detention Facility, said Los Angeles County Sheriff Lee Baca, who ordered Ms. Hilton … Read on

Technology

Microsoft Acquires Open Source Christian Software

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REDMOND, Wash. – Microsoft’s co-founder Bill Gates announced yesterday that his company had acquired Endtimes! Software, the leading Christian software producer in Alabama.

Endtimes!, “the inspired binary word of the Lord,” is headquartered in Opp, … Read on

Culture

Rudy Giuliani Dies in Sopranos Final Episode

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NEW YORK – Republican presidential candidate Rudolph “Rudy the Skull” Giuliani meets an untimely fate in the final episode of The Sopranos. The former New York mayor is gunned down while dining at Umberto’s, … Read on

Culture

Paul McCartney Tea Flavor Coming to Starbucks

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SEATTLE – Starbucks will introduce McTwee, a new flavor of camellia sinensis, commonly known as tea, as part of its upcoming International Paul McCartney Day celebrations on Tuesday June 5.

In addition to playing Mr. … Read on