Lindsay Lohan Dumps Coke for D.A.R.E.
HOLLYWOOD – Having returned from the brink of ninety-eight-pound extinction, Lindsay Lohan has agreed to do a public service announcement for D.A.R.E. (Drug Abuse Resistance… Read More
Author: Chip Hilton
Robert Blake Accuses Bob Woodward of Concealing Information
LOS ANGELES – Former actor Robert Blake told reporters outside Los Angeles Superior Court yesterday that Washington Post reporter Bob Woodward is concealing information that could clear… Read More
Tom Cruise Fires His Sister over Antidepressant Use
HOLLYWOOD – Scientologist Tom Cruise fired his sister and publicist, Lee Anne DeVette, yesterday after he had learned she is taking Lexapro, a popular antidepressant.… Read More
Vincent Gallo Swimming Upstream with Sperm Offer
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Ignoring the historically poor performance records of sperm banks, indie film actor Vincent Gallo is offering to sell his sperm for… Read More
Jessica Simpson Disappointed by Therapy
HOLLYWOOD – Jessica Simpson told Psychology Today that she was extremely disappointed by her recent experience with therapy. The singer-actress claimed that relentless gossip about her marriage… Read More
Angelina Jolie Wants to Adopt Basenji Next
NEW YORK – Adoptive mother Angelina Jolie paid a surprise visit to the ASPCA shelter yesterday. She was there, she told shelter employees, because she… Read More
Keanu Reeves Can’t Believe Diane Keaton Is 59
LOS ANGELES – Keanu Reeves is privately telling friends he was stunned when he discovered that Diane Keaton, with whom he has been linked romantically,… Read More
Brad Pitt Jennifer Aniston Divorce Stuns World Leaders
LOS ANGELES – As soon as heads of state learned that a California judge had signed off on Jennifer Aniston’s request for a divorce from… Read More