Jennifer Aniston Backlash Is Building
Public opinion researchers at Harvard and MIT have confirmed a rumor that a Jennifer Aniston backlash is building across the United States. The first hint… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: Chip Hilton
Sir Elton John Slams Lady Madonna
LONDON – Marriage has not mellowed Sir Elton John, who exchanged vows with his longtime lover, David Furnish, today. At his pre-wedding hen party Monday… Read More
Tom Cruise Buys Katie Holmes Birthday Toys, Exclusive Pictures
NEW YORK – What does an older man buy his trophy wife for her birthday? A gasoline-powered Audi Cabrio ride-on car, a giant piano, and… Read More
Tom Cruise Pitching Brokeback Mountain Prequel
HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise, who reportedly turned down the role of Jack Twist in Brokeback Mountain, is quietly angling to play Twist’s gay ranch cook in… Read More
Jennifer Aniston Sued over Topless Photos
LOS ANGELES – Jennifer Aniston is being sued by photographer Peter Brandt, who charges that Aniston “wantonly exposed her breasts” in her backyard, thereby interfering… Read More
Jennifer Aniston Mocks Pitt for Adopting Jolie’s Kids
PHOENIX, Ariz. – Brad Pitt has filed a legal petition in Los Angeles seeking to change the names of Angelina Jolie’s children to Zahara Brangelina… Read More
Kevin Federline Shops for Britney Spears’ Birthday
MALIBU – Britney Spears turns twenty-four on Friday, and her husband Kevin Federline has been scouring gas station minimarts for presents. Federline, who was recently… Read More
Kimberly Stewart Dumps That Laguna Beach Guy
HOLLYWOOD – Celebrity daughter Kimberly Stewart has ended her eleven-day engagement to Laguna Beach star Talan Torriero. The announcement, which came just hours after Stewart had learned… Read More