Tom Cruise Gets His Own Psychiatric Syndrome
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The American Psychiatric Association (APA) announced today that Tom Cruise Syndrome—illustrated by a photo of Cruise dancing on Oprah Winfrey’s couch—will be… Read More
Author: Chip Hilton
Courtney Love Chief Suspect in Pamela Anderson Robbery
Sources close to the investigation of a recent break-in at Pamela Anderson’s house say Courtney Love is their chief suspect in the case. An unknown… Read More
Free Katie Holmes Movement Gathers President Bush Endorsement
President George W. Bush has added his voice to the growing chorus demanding free Katie Holmes. The president demanded an investigation into the whereabouts of… Read More
Cruise, DiCaprio Attacks Spur Hate Crime Legislation
The recent attacks on Tom Cruise and Leonardo DiCaprio have inspired California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to ask the state legislature to pass hate crime legislation… Read More
Tom Cruise Squirted by Harry Potter Fan
Scientologist Tom Cruise was “attacked” last night by a Harry Potter fan wielding a water pistol disguised as a microphone. The attack occurred as Cruise… Read More
Tom Cruise Debunks Female Orgasm Study
Stay tuned, rubberneckers and doctoral candidates in celebrity meltdowns. The vanilla sky is apparently the limit as Cruise ricochets across America promoting his summer release,… Read More
Tom Cruise and Brooke Shields Trade Insults
Stay tuned, rubberneckers and doctoral candidates in celebrity meltdowns. The vanilla sky is apparently the limit as Cruise ricochets across America promoting his summer release,… Read More
Paris Hilton & Pug Bus Crash the Internet: Two Sites, One Stampede
Two dangerously popular websites crashed over the past four days after being mobbed by visitors, once again challenging the cherished belief that there is no… Read More