Tom Cruise Rips Brooke Shields in Birthday Interview
HOLLYWOOD – Scientologist Tom Cruise revealed yesterday that he is “much older” than the forty three years he has spent in his present body. Indeed,… Read More
Author: Chip Hilton
Being Bobby Brown Hits Home
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – “Being Bobby Brown Houston,” which premiers tonight on the Bravo channel, is a bold, unsparing attempt to deconstruct the myth of… Read More
Paula Abdul Joins Live 8 Clean Nail Crusade
LOS ANGELES – American Idol judge Paula Abdul has agreed to co-host the Live 8 broadcast from Philadelphia this weekend. Although Abdul had originally declined… Read More
Charlotte Church Sobriety Checklist
CARDIFF – Charlotte Church, Wales’ answer to Courtney Love, earned $27 million as a child prodigy singing operatic and classical tunes. Since getting her hands… Read More
Tom Cruise Gets His Own Psychiatric Syndrome
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The American Psychiatric Association (APA) announced today that Tom Cruise Syndrome—illustrated by a photo of Cruise dancing on Oprah Winfrey’s couch—will be… Read More
Courtney Love Chief Suspect in Pamela Anderson Robbery
Sources close to the investigation of a recent break-in at Pamela Anderson’s house say Courtney Love is their chief suspect in the case. An unknown… Read More
Free Katie Holmes Movement Gathers President Bush Endorsement
President George W. Bush has added his voice to the growing chorus demanding free Katie Holmes. The president demanded an investigation into the whereabouts of… Read More
Cruise, DiCaprio Attacks Spur Hate Crime Legislation
The recent attacks on Tom Cruise and Leonardo DiCaprio have inspired California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to ask the state legislature to pass hate crime legislation… Read More