Obama Regrets That His Daughters Lack His Street Cred
Barack Obama, former Choom Gang member, told ESPN’s Michael Wilbon that he wishes his daughters had his street cred. “They don’t hoop any more, they’ve… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
BearScat Announces Pro Model Upgrade
A Canadian couple was eaten by a bear recently despite “shooting” her with a full can of BearScat, “the world’s most effective bear repellent.” Stung… Read More
The Tongue Twister that Sealed Jesus’ Fate
When Jesus was brought before Pilate for trial, the latter offered to free Jesus if he could say “Arkei moi tyrannÄ“, mÄ“den eti mallon atimon”… Read More
A Shaggy Dog Story
Billy, a scruffy terrier, embarked on an epic quest to find a mystical, enchanted bone rumored to grant eternal joy. Through muddy fields and dark… Read More
How AI Can Improve Sexual Performance
AI-powered sex toys can remember what floats your boat. AI plus virtual reality and augmented-reality technologies equals “realistic,” can’t-tell-the-difference sexual experiences. AI-powered earbuds help individuals… Read More
Table for Two
Rob meets Angela for lunch. Each is secretly planning to confess to recent infidelities. When Rob begins to speak, Angela interrupts him. “Robbie, there’s something… Read More
Pretty Is as Pretty Does
Flush with anticipation, Vicky opened the door to greet her date, whom a friend had set her up with. There stood one pitiful, butt-ugly man.… Read More
AA Releases Flash Version of 12 Steps Program
I’m bad, god’s good. I’ll put the ball in his court. Then I’ll count the ways I’ve screwed up. Wow, I really am a turd. I should just let god… Read More