The Lord Helps Those
Daniel had spent months writing a self-help book on time management, preaching discipline and punctuality. On launch day, however, he overslept and arrived, breathless, an… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
San Francisco Tranny Prostitute Kills John
A San Francisco prostitute killed a John who had realized the prostitute was transgender and asked for a refund. Leion Butler, 20, killed Hamza Walupupu,… Read More
Lady Chatterley and Me Revisited
Left to my own devices, which is seldom a good idea, I decided to bring Lady Chatterley’s Lover to school to share with my friends.… Read More
artificial intelligence, n
Any grand experiment in which humans teach machines to think, only to have them roast our spelling errors and suggest healthier life choices. A digital… Read More
Book of Daze: Schrödinger’s Cat Day Quiz℠
There is only one kind of person in the world. He who knows about Schrödinger’s cat, and he who does not. For most of us,… Read More
You Can’t Satirize This Stuff, #11
“Ohio Supreme Court Rules ‘Boneless’ Chicken May Contain Bones,” therefore a customer can’t sue a restaurant when a bone in a “boneless” chicken wing goes… Read More
BLM Activist Declares Gravity Is Racist
BLM activist Jaleel X. Johnson-kendi, claims that gravity is a “white, heteronormative, non-cis-gender-affirming construct that disproportionally affects black people, especially young black men who don’t… Read More