You Can’t Satirize This Stuff, #11

“Ohio Supreme Court Rules ‘Boneless’ Chicken May Contain Bones,” therefore a customer can’t sue a restaurant when a bone in a “boneless” chicken wing goes down his windpipe, causing serious medical problems. “The label on the menu described a cooking style; it was not a guarantee,” wrote one bonehead judge.

⚠️ Satire rules here. If you are looking for facts, bring your own. If you are looking for spiritual, economic, or moral counseling, try prayer. Just do not bring any lawyers around this entertainment-only venue.