Book of Daze: Earworm Day℠
WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–Before we fusilade the fireworks in celebration of National Earworm Day, we must observe that said day is the only national day… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
New Sex Drug Stops Premature Ejaculation
SAN ANTONIO – Johnson & Johnson, makers of No More Tears, electrified the proceedings of the American Urological Association yesterday by announcing the development of… Read More
Pot Is Dead
If Nietzsche were alive today, he would have to declare, “Pott ist tot.” Pot is dead. In Nietzsche’s time, as in ours, these sorts of… Read More
Obesity-Causing Virus Found on Toilet Seats
A virus commonly found on toilet seats (TS-36) may be at the bottom of the obesity epidemic threatening to engulf the United States and to… Read More
BLM Declares National White Chocolate Day Racist
Black Lives Matter (BLM) plans to interrupt tail-gaiting parties at several NFL games this afternoon to protest the celebration of National White Chocolate Day, observed… Read More
Pug Bus Service Marks National Penultimate Day℠
The National Penultimate Dayâ„ campaign, launched recently by Postcards from the Pug Bus, took a giant step toward gravitas yesterday when Postcards’ editor in briefs… Read More
"The Amish can retrofit everything from cell phones to hair curlers to dildoes so that they all run on propane."
Propane-Driven Vape Pens Blamed for Three Deaths in Amish Country
Bird in Hand, PA–News of the deaths of three unrelated Amish youth–Jacob Stolzfus, 18, Lucas Stolzfus, 19, and Cyrus Martin, 21–has exploded like after-market vape… Read More
Pug Bus Launches National Penultimate Day Campaign
Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern Pennsylvania’s least influential web site, today launched its National Penultimate Day campaign by sending a Bewerbungsschreiben to the National Day Calendar… Read More