Dwayne Wade Identified as Robbery Suspect
PHILADELPHIA — A Korean grocery store owner has identified Dwayne Wade as the person who robbed him at gun point in early February. Woo-jin Park,… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: philmaggitti
How NBA Players Economized During the Lockout
MIAMI – NBA players will finally report to training camps tomorrow to prepare for the 2011-2012 season, which begins December 25 this year, nearly two… Read More
The Grammar Grump Sticks It to Alanis Morissette
When President Obama said that America had been “lazy” for the past few decades, he was talking about our national language scandal. Americans, the president… Read More
Joe Paterno Diagnosed with Cancer, Penn State Students Riot
STATE COLLEGE, Penna, – When students learned that former Penn State football coach Joe Paterno had been diagnosed with lung cancer, they took to the… Read More
NBA Players Union To Decertify, Regroup as Shopper’s Club
NEW YORK – Claiming that the National Basketball Association owners latest contract offer will make it “more difficult for us to keep food on the… Read More
Six Hitler Substitutions That Won’t Get Your Butt in Trouble
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Countless people have come to grief for comparing someone to Adolph Hitler. The latest, Chef Mario Batali, compared Wall Street executives… Read More
Dunce Caps of the Moment to Everyone Who Supports Joe Paterno
The Amalgamated Dunce Caps Association will have to step up production this week in order to make enough dunce caps for all the Joe Paterno… Read More
The NFL’s halftime optics reach Kafkaesque levels as riot agents chase holograms across a stadium of chanting fans.
Was Joe Paterno Fired Because of His Two-Quarterback Offense?
Ostensibly ex-Penn State football coach Joe Paterno was fired by the school’s board of trustees because he had failed to step up and be counted… Read More