Britney Spears’ Driving Test Leaked to Tabloid
 |
LOS ANGELES – A copy of the written driving test Britney Spears passed in order to obtain a temporary license has been leaked to THEM Weekly magazine.
The magazine was unable to learn Ms. Spears’ actual score on the test, but a representative for the troubled singer said she had passed the test by telling the examiner “what he wanted to hear.” For her part, Ms. Spears continues to believe “there ain’t just one right way” to drive a motor vehicle.
1. A driver should not have a baby on his/her lap unless ______
a) the baby is fewer than eleven (11) months old
b) the driver is in a hurry to get to the mall
c) the person in the passenger seat is wearing a seat belt
d) the driver is teaching the baby how to steer.
2. Which of the following signs is most important to driver safety?
a) a stop sign
b) a “mall entrance ahead” sign
c) Capricorn
d) a “valet parking” sign.
3. If two vehicles are approaching an intersection at the same time, which vehicle has the right of way?
a) the darker one
b) the bigger one
c) the one with more people in it
d) the one whose driver puts the turn signal on first.
4. In addition to his or her driver’s license and owner’s card, what else must a person have in a motor vehicle?
a) cell phone
b) birth certificate
c) insurance card
d) credit card.
5. On what side of the road do persons drive in the United States?
a) the far side
b) the side opposite Tara Reid
c) the side with the fewest cars
d) the side nearer the curb.
6. A driver should never make a _____ turn from the right-hand lane.
a) U
b) sudden
c) 360-degree
d) left.
7. In rainy and/or wet weather the distance required to bring a car to a full stop ______
a) decreases
b) doesn’t matter
c) changes from left to right
d) depends on how fast you’re going.
8. The law requires that all persons in a car be wearing ______
a) shoes
b) underwear
c) some form of birth control
d) sunglasses.
9. If the light turns yellow as a driver is approaching an intersection, the driver should ______
a) accelerate
b) ask “is this where we turn?”
c) put down the cell phone
d) slam on the breaks.
10. Which of the following is a required safety device?
a) an air bag
b) a Cheetos bag
c) a diaper bag
d) a Victoria’s Secret bag.
If the public pratfalls of Hollywood’s overpaid, virtue-signaling drama llamas make your day as they make ours, check out these Celebrity Shockers — where meltdowns, mugshots, and micro-bikinis collide.