Book of Daze

Because nothing fills the void like a tactical air fryer.” Book of Daze Therapeutic Shopping DayOwes its celebration, if not its invention, to marketing intern… Read More

Book of Daze Reconsider a Rash Decision Day was established in 1987 after a Florida man named Dwight “Twitch” Halvorsen impulsively changed his name to… Read More

“What time is it?! What day is it?! Who the hell am I?!” Welcome to Book of Daze Panicked Awakening Day. Historians trace the origin… Read More

“Strong. Secure. Immediately forgotten.” This frazzled holiday was born in 1997, when IT help desk technician Gerald Bunt of Richmond, Virginia, accidentally deleted an entire… Read More

“It looked fine until it exploded.” The roots of Book of Daze Microwave Regret Day can be traced to 2003, when sophomore Renée “Hot Pocket”… Read More

“If I write it down, does that count?” The to-do list, the last refuge of procrastinators, the first I will and testament of the recently conscripted,… Read More

“Sorry, I just … sorry.” No one is accusing you. Nothing went wrong. No sirens have gone off. Still, you feel the need to whisper… Read More

We are gathered here together to recall the better-forgotten times when we have died of embarrassment as names evaporated like dew on a hot sidewalk and… Read More