Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Silicon Valley hubris meets reality’s tire iron. We’ve watched tech bros promise utopia and deliver dystopia for ternty-one years. Every app’s a scam, every update breaks something. Progress is a pyramid scheme with Wi-Fi. Mocking all those gadgets, apps, and digital overlords driving humanity into glorious snot-flinging absurdity.
"The Amish can retrofit everything from cell phones to hair curlers to dildoes so that they all run on propane."
Bird in Hand, PA–News of the deaths of three unrelated Amish youth–Jacob Stolzfus, 18, Lucas Stolzfus, 19, and Cyrus Martin, 21–has exploded like after-market vape… Read More
Something called the Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood (CCFC) wants you to know that Hello Barbieâ„¢ is the most sordid and contemptible toy ever sold… Read More
The National Computer Security Association (NCSA) has announced that Windows 10, the aggressively marketed new operating system from Microsoft, now qualifies as malware. The NCSA,… Read More
SAN FRANCISCO, Ca.–As the tech world holds its breath waiting for Apple’s Christmas-in-September party today, rumors are swirling that the Cupertino giant has a major… Read More
GENEVA – Tim Berners-Lee, the father of the world wide web, finally has admitted that he misspelling “worldwide” when he created the web twenty years… Read More
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–In perhaps his most controversial revelation yet, Edward Snowden has leaked details of the National Security Agency (NSA) misuse of the protocol for… Read More
The big whisper from the Apple campus here in Cupertino is that Apple’s new iPad 5 and iPad Mimi 2 will introduce fading keypad letters.… Read More
The buzz around Apple’s new iPhone 5s just got louder. Rosetta Stone®, the world’s leading, computer-based, language-instruction company, announced the release of its new Pig… Read More
