Facebook Presents the Twelve Genders of Christmas

Facebook is a festering boil on the right (butt) cheek of humanity, largely because Facebook co-founder Mark Zuckerberg is a sushi-loving disco boy who squats to pee. Not content with giving Face Bookers forty-nine more gender choices (fifty-on) than they needed (two), Zipper Boy stuffed twenty additional gender choices up the alt-right’s (posterior). We are, indeed, spoilt for choice. Lucky us.

On the first day of Christmas, my Facebook gave to me … a polygender in a pear tree;

On the second day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me … a two-spirit person,
And a polygender in a pear tree;

On the third day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me … three T* women,
A two-spirit person,
And a polygender in a pear tree;

On the fourth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me … four gender fluids
Three T* women,
A two-spirit person,
And a polygender in a pear tree;

On the fifth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me … five andromorphics,
Four gender fluids,
Three T* women,
A two-spirit person,,
And a polygender in a pear tree;

On the sixth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me … six trannies tripping,
Five androgynes,
Four gender fluids,
Three T* women,
A two-spirit person,
And a polygender in a pear tree;

On the seventh day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me … seven C-males moaning,
Six trannies tripping,
Five androgynics,
Four gender fluids,
Three T* women,
A two-spirit person,
And a polygender in a pear tree;

On the eighth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me … eight “other” genders,
Seven C-males moaning,
Six trannies tripping,
Five androgynics,
Four gender fluids,
Three T* women,
A two-spirit person,
And a polygender in a pear tree;

On the ninth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me … nine “ladies” dancing,
Eight “other” genders,
Seven C-males moaning,
Six trannies tripping,
Five androgynics,
Four gender fluids,
Three T* women,
A two-spirit person,
And a polygender in a pear tree;

On the tenth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me … ten Inter-sex men,
Nine “ladies” dancing,
Eight “other” genders,
Seven C-males moaning,
Six trannies tripping,
Five androgynics,
Four gender fluids,
Three T* women,
A two-spirit person,
And a polygender in a pear tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me … eleven bending forward,
Ten Inter-sex men,
Nine “ladies” dancing,
Eight “other” genders,
Seven C-males moaning,
Six trannies tripping,
Five androgynics,
Four gender fluids,
Three T* women,
A two-spirit person,
And a polygender in a pear tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me … twelve bonus genders,
Eleven bending forward,
Ten Inter-sex men,
Nine “ladies” dancing,
Eight “other” genders,
Seven C-males moaning,
Six trannies tripping,
Five androgynics,
Four gender fluids,
Three T* women,
A two-spirit person,
And a polygender in a pear tree

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