Flash

Farm-to-Table

man chasing a chicken with a knife in his kitchen
“Don’t cook your chicken before …””

Kathy admired his dating-app profile: “Farm-to-table, eh?” she texted, flirting.

“My lifestyle,” he rejoined. “Dinner’s on me?” 

She arrived hungry. 

He opened the door, beaming. 

A live chicken strutted across the kitchen. 

“Meet Beatrice. She’s organic.” 

Kathy blinked. 

He sharpened a knife. 

Kathy backed out slowly.

Beatrice clucked. 

Alone. Again.