National Work Naked Day
MEMORANDUM To: All Employees
From: HR Department (now partially clothed)
Date: July 19, 2025
Subject: National Work Naked Day – A Gentle Reminder of Boundaries, Decorum, and Zoom Etiquette
Dear Team,
Today marks the annual celebration of National Work Naked Day, a soon-to-be-burgeoning tradition birthed from the unholy union of remote work and radical comfort. As an institution that values both freedom of expression and the psychological stability of our colleagues, we offer the following guidance:
👀 Visibility Is a Privilege, Not a Right–While nudity may offer emotional liberation, we remind you that webcams are not your allies today. Please ensure your camera is OFF unless you are fully clothed, spiritually aligned, and emotionally prepared to cause no trauma.
🧦 Suggested Attire
1. Pajamas (all-day edition)
2. Robes (beloved by cult leaders and casual philosophers)
3. That hoodie you haven’t washed since Q2
🪑 Desk Hygiene–Should you choose to celebrate in the flesh, please consider:
- Putting a towel down (your chair did nothing wrong)
- Avoiding leather surfaces (for everyone’s sake)
- Remembering that all messages typed while nude must remain professional, free of sensual overtones, and devoid of unsolicited emojis that imply moisture.
Thank you for participating responsibly. Keep in mind that today is less about shedding clothes, and more about shedding societal expectations—though ideally not in front of Brenda from accounting.
Yours semi-clothed,
The HR Team (Now Seeking Therapy)
