Postcards from the Pug Bus Declares Itself a Sanctuary Website
WEST CHESTER, PA – I am proud to announce this morning that Postcards from the Pug Bus–the internet’s least reliable satire site, beloved by the alt-right, the far-left, and the clinically confused–is now an official Sanctuary for the Satirically Dispossessed.
As long as bat-crazy college professors sermonize instead of teach, as long as the hashtag inquisitors patrol the web for thoughtcrime, and as long as anyone anywhere yells “Hitler!” during a zoning meeting, The Pug Bus stands ready to offer refuge.
My fellow Deplorables, Recyclables, and Indeterminables: when the going gets weird, the weird show up here. We’re the big tent of small minds, the grayscale rainbow, the Peter Pan of pranksters. Anything you wish to post–no matter how questionably tasteful or grammatically unsound–we will consider. (Just nothing illegal; that’s what the dark web is for.)
⚠️ Satire rules here. If you are looking for facts, bring your own. If you are looking for spiritual, economic, or moral counseling, try prayer. Just do not bring any lawyers around this entertainment-only venue.
