WEST CHESTER, PA—I am proud to announce this morning that Postcards from the Pug Bus, the alt-right’s favorite satire site, is an official sanctuary website. As long as bat-shit-crazy college professors inflict their political views on their students, as long as the homonazis try to destroy a small business owner’s livelihood for making a perfectly legal decision, as long as the snowflakes on the left insist on shouting “Hitler” at anyone who disagrees with them, Postcards from the Pug Bus is their digital home on the web.
My fellow Deplorables, know that when the going gets weird, the weird turn up here. We’re the big fucking tent, the anti-diversity, black-and-white rainbow, the Peter Pan of pranksters. Anything you wish to post here, no matter how vile and detestable it may appear to some leafies, we will publish: no questions asked, no names required. (Don’t send us anything that espouses illegality. That’s what the dark web is for.)
© The fine fucking print: The editorial content on this page is fictional. It is presented for satirical and/or entertainment purposes only. We cannot be held responsible for the actions of anyone who takes this sort of shit seriously. We also do not wish to be held responsible for any copyrighted material that sneaked onto this page when we weren’t looking. If you can prove that anything on this page belongs rightfully to you, we will happily take it down and return the unused portion. No questions asked.
