The productivity of the modern worker plummets to zero the moment the brain decides to simulate a culinary takeover by local wildlife.
You begin to wonder did you forget to lock the front door the second you are too far away to turn back. This observance is… Read More
Celebrate Flip Off the CCTV Day with our comprehensive guide to saluting the CCTV spies in your neighborhood.
CCTV spies are watching. Always watching. They have eyes in the sky, eyes in the supermarket, eyes in the bank and the shopping mall, too.… Read More
Apologize for Autocorrect Bloopers Day is observed annually on the third Tuesday in March. Ironic, isn’t it, that our phones have so many days to… Read More
The sun storms through the curtains and hits Arthur like a physical assault. The real problem, however, of this temporal hangover day, is that Arthur’s… Read More
One bite of the pope's nose and you will finally understand why the bird was trying to fly away from you.
Popeâs Nose turkey day honors the butt-end of a turkey–that triangular, fatty little nub that people fight over like starving wolves or treat like a… Read More
Today you celebrate the memories you never had but feel guilty about forgetting. Artificial nostalgia day honors the ache for a past that never happened,… Read More
Keith Richards is eighty-two years old today. At this point, Keef is not just an old, haggard human being; he is a biological glitch, a… Read More
Today we observe Algorithm Anxiety Day, the mother of all modern holidays. This is the day each year when we acknowledge the cold, indisputable truth:… Read More
