HOLLYWOOD – Jessica Simpson told Psychology Today that she was extremely disappointed by her recent experience with therapy. The singer-actress claimed that relentless gossip about her marriage to Nick Lachey drove her to visit a therapist to find out if the rumors were true.
“But all’s he did was ask me a lot of questions, how I felt about Nick, and stuff like that,” complained Simpson. “I already knew how I felt. I just wanted to know if the rumors were true. I could have gotten better answers from a palm reader or from throwing the Kabbalah. No wonder Tom Cruise makes fun of therapists.”
Simpson, 25, said she was also puzzled when the therapist asked her if she would be more comfortable lying on a couch.
“I thought, ‘What’s this about?'” said Simpson. “I haven’t had to lie on a couch since I began auditioning for movies.”
Although Simpson found no answers in therapy, she can take comfort from several recent developments in her career. According to Hollywood observers, her nuanced portrayal of Daisy Duke in Dukes of Hazzard is sure to earn her a Golden Raspberry Award nomination. She will face stiff competition, however, from her sister Ashlee (Undiscovered) as well as Paris Hilton (Pledge This! and House of Wax) and Nicole Richie (Kids in America).
In addition to being recognized for her acting ability, Simpson has finally been noticed for her cleavage. In an In Touch Weekly magazine poll, she was named “Hollywood’s Best Cleavage.”
“With a pair of perfect double Ds, Jessica sets the standard for busty bombshells,” wrote In Touch Weekly, adding that the place and show awards in this year’s voting went to Salma Hayek and Carmen Electra, respectively.
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