November 2006 – postcards from the pug bus

Bono Cancels Clothing Line for the Fashion Impaired

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NEW YORK – U2’s lead singer, Bono, perennially one of the worst-dressed white men in the world, has announced the cancellation of the clothing line for the fashion impaired that he and his wife founded … Read on

Celebrities

Pamela Anderson Says Kid Rock Didn’t Measure Up to Tommy Lee

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LOS ANGELES – A tearful Pamela Anderson wrote on her website yesterday that no matter how many times she married Kid Rock, he came up short in the end compared to Tommy Lee.

“I began … Read on

Culture

Clay Aiken, Kelly Ripa Feud Inspires “Where Was Clay’s Hand” Contest

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WEST CHESTER, Penna. – While other celebrity news sources were in a feeding frenzy, scrambling to find the latest crumbs in the Clay Aiken, Kelly Ripa, Rosie O’Donnell food fight, Postcards from the Pug Bus, … Read on

Sporting Life

O.J. Simpson Book, TV Special, Calendar, Video Game Canceled

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NEW YORK – File the O.J. Simpson calendar and video game under the same heading as the O.J. Simpson book and television appearance: not yet ready for prime time and most likely never will be.… Read on

Sporting Life

O.J. Simpson Says Cancellation Was Prompted by Racism

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ORLANDO, Fla. – O.J. Simpson reacted angrily yesterday when he learned that News Corporation had decided not to broadcast two, one-hour interviews with him or to publish the how-to book he had written about the … Read on

Celebrities Religion

God Not Attending Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Wedding

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VATICAN CITY – God issued a brief press release yesterday explaining that he won’t attend the wedding of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes because he fears his presence would turn the ceremony into a media … Read on

Celebrities

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Scientology Wedding Secrets

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ROME – Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will exchange mood rings during a Scientology wedding ceremony this weekend at Odescalchi Castle on Lake Bracciano, twenty miles from Rome.

According to a source inside the wedding … Read on

News

Rudy Giuliani Prostate Exam Reveals President Bush’s Image

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CRAWFORD, Texas – A medical image taken with the latest Ham-corder technology revealed an imprint of President George W. Bush’s face on former New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani’s prostate.

The startling image, stolen from the … Read on

Celebrities

Bill Cosby Settles Class Action Assualt Claims

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PHILADELPHIA – Pitchman Bill Cosby quietly settled a class action suit with an unspecified number of women who had accused him of drugging and sexually assaulting them in his home outside Philadelphia, his lawyer revealed … Read on

Celebrities

Britney Spears Divorce Coverage Angers FedEx Corporation

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NEW YORK – Lawyers representing the FedEx corporation announced yesterday that they are considering legal action against any member of the press who continues to use the term FedEx in reference to Britney Spears’ estranged … Read on

Celebrities

Renee Zellweger Retires from Non-animated Films

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HOLLYWOOD – Renee Zellweger stunned Hollywood yesterday by announcing that her current project, the thriller Case 39, will be her last live-action film. In a statement released by her production company, the Bridget Jones… Read on

Celebrities

Kirstie Alley Covers Her Butt on Oprah Show

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CHICAGO – Kirstie Ally appeared on The Oprah Winfrey Show in a modified bikini yesterday to favor the world with a peek at her new body. Unfortunately, twenty or so pounds of Ms. Alley’s old … Read on

Celebrities

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Still Undecided on Wedding Date

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LOS ANGELES – An anonymous source at Cruise/Wagner Productions reports that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may be close to settling on a tentative wedding date, perhaps as early as this month, perhaps not. The … Read on

Celebrities

Neil Patrick Harris Says Doogie Howser Was Gay, Too

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NEW YORK – Neil Patrick Harris let both Bruno Maglis drop in a recent interview with People magazine. The boyish-looking thirty-three-year-old actor revealed not only that he is gay but also that Doogie Howser, M.D., … Read on

Celebrities

Tom Cruise Alert: Today United Artists, Tomorrow the United States

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LOS ANGELES – Be afraid, ye sons and daughters of Xenu. Be fearful of your fate, ye glib commentators and disciples of false prophets. Bow down, ye prescription drug addicts and practitioners of psychiatry.

Tom … Read on

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