Keith Richards and Kaavya Viswanathan Will File Lawsuits
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards and Harvard sophomore Kaavya Viswanathan will turn to the courts to seek redress for their current… Read More
Author: Chip Hilton
President Bush Says America Dreamz Sends the Wrong Message
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Following a private White House screening of American Dreamz, President George W. Bush told reporters that the comedy, which stars Dennis Quaid as… Read More
Julia Roberts Hit with Restraining Order Following Broadway Debut
NEW YORK – Julia Roberts has been ordered by a New York judge to stay at least three hundred feet from the Bernard B. Jacobs… Read More
Angelina Jolie Makes Brad Pitt Her Boy
NAMIBIA – Unable to convince Angelina Jolie to become his wife, Brad Pitt has settled for becoming her boy instead. Mr. Pitt’s transformation from leading… Read More
Britney Spears Blames Lack of Gravity for Baby’s Fall
MALIBU – Britney Spears told child welfare agents that her son’s fall on April 1 was caused by a temporary lack of gravity, which is… Read More
Jennifer Aniston Is Friends with Money
CHICAGO – Art imitates Jennifer Aniston for the erstwhile Friends star in her latest vehicle, Friends with Money. The movie, which played to a packed house at Sundance… Read More
Tom Cruise Wedding Flashback 1: In the Beginning
BERLIN – Scientologist Tom Cruise flew to Germany a few days ago to announce that he and his pregnant fiancee, Katie Holmes, would be married… Read More
George Clooney Accused of Harassing Gawker Website
NEW YORK – Batman star George Clooney has been accused of making hundreds of “childish and annoying phone calls” to the office of Gawker.com, the website that… Read More