Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Send Diplomatic Inquiry to President Bush
REPUBLIC OF BRANGELINA – Angelina Jolie, president of the newly formed African Republic of Brangelina, has instructed her ambassador to the United States, Brad Pitt,… Read More
Author: Chip Hilton
President Bush Lays Wreath to Honor Fashion’s Fallen Heroes
MIAMI – President George W. Bush paid a surprise visit to slain fashion designer Giovanni Versace’s house in Miami last night. Mr. Bush arrived shortly… Read More
Spay Britney Spears Campaign Picks Up Endorsements
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – The campaign to spay Britney Spears, launched yesterday by Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern Pennsylvania’s leading satirical website, has gained… Read More
Spay Britney Spears Campaign Announced
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – A campaign to spay Britney Spears has been launched by Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern Pennsylvania’s leading satirical website. According… Read More
Britney Spears Answers Pregnancy Rumors on Letterman Show
NEW YORK – Britney Spears paid a surprise visit to yesterday’s taping of the “Late Show with David Letterman” in New York to deny rumors… Read More
Tom Cruise Backlash Ruins Mission Impossible 3 Debut
HOLLYWOOD – A Tom Cruise backlash appears to have queered the box office for Mr. Cruise’ latest film Mission Impossible 3, which failed to measure up… Read More
Britney Spears Has Husband Kevin Federline Microchipped
MALIBU — Pop culture’s most unpredictable couple has entered the age of pet-tracking technology. Sources close to the sunny seaside residence report that one enterprising… Read More
Will Britney Spears’ Press Conference Include K-Fed?
LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears will hold a press conference at the Los Angeles Convention Center today. Barring the capture of Osama bin Laden, the… Read More