Jessica Simpson Thinks Divorce Made Her Younger
MALIBU – Any news report that begins with the words “Jessica Simpson thinks” is bound to raise eyebrows. The last time Ms. Simpson thought, at… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: Chip Hilton
Johnny Depp Gets Keith Richards for Monkey Role in Next Pirates
LOS ANGELES – Johnny Depp realized a longtime dream when Keith Richards agreed to play Depp’s monkey in the third installment of Pirates of the Caribbean.… Read More
Feed Lindsay Lohan Campaign Gaining Weight
HOLLYWOOD – The Feed Lindsay Lohan campaign gathered critical mass today, Lohan’s nineteenth birthday, with the addition of the United Nations, the Hunger Project, and… Read More
Britney Spears Explains Why She Posed Naked
MALIBU – Britney Spears issued a brief press release yesterday explaining her decision to appear naked in the August issue of Harper’s Bazaar. According to… Read More
Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban Honeymoon Off to Solid Start
SYDNEY – Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban began their honeymoon yesterday, accompanied by several accountants, lawyers, financial advisors, and a “mutually acceptable” arbitrator. Some rumors… Read More
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Leave Namibia in Chaos
SWAKOPMUND, Namibia – Standing proudly in front of a large banner that read “Mission Accomplished,” Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt waved to a cheering crowd… Read More
Tom Cruise Slams Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt
HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise has charged Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt with exploiting their newborn daughter, Shiloh Nouvel, “to wage a multimillion-dollar publicity campaign to… Read More
President Bush Wants Ban on Same-Sex Cruises
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President George W. Bush told his weekly radio broadcast audience Saturday that he believes the constitution should be amended to ban same-sex-only… Read More