Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Leave Namibia in Chaos
SWAKOPMUND, Namibia – Standing proudly in front of a large banner that read “Mission Accomplished,” Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt waved to a cheering crowd… Read More
Author: Chip Hilton
Tom Cruise Slams Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt
HOLLYWOOD – Tom Cruise has charged Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt with exploiting their newborn daughter, Shiloh Nouvel, “to wage a multimillion-dollar publicity campaign to… Read More
President Bush Wants Ban on Same-Sex Cruises
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President George W. Bush told his weekly radio broadcast audience Saturday that he believes the constitution should be amended to ban same-sex-only… Read More
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Baby Quiz Exclusive
SWAKOPMUND, Namibia – Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may have squashed the feeding frenzy that had threatened to overwhelm them, but their strong-arm tactics have… Read More
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt Send Diplomatic Inquiry to President Bush
REPUBLIC OF BRANGELINA – Angelina Jolie, president of the newly formed African Republic of Brangelina, has instructed her ambassador to the United States, Brad Pitt,… Read More
President Bush Lays Wreath to Honor Fashion’s Fallen Heroes
MIAMI – President George W. Bush paid a surprise visit to slain fashion designer Giovanni Versace’s house in Miami last night. Mr. Bush arrived shortly… Read More
Spay Britney Spears Campaign Picks Up Endorsements
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – The campaign to spay Britney Spears, launched yesterday by Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern Pennsylvania’s leading satirical website, has gained… Read More
Spay Britney Spears Campaign Announced
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – A campaign to spay Britney Spears has been launched by Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern Pennsylvania’s leading satirical website. According… Read More