Paris Hilton Fired Publicist, Astrologer, Chef
Paris Hilton, 26, has come out swinging after being sentenced to spend forty-five days behind bars. Paris Hilton Fired Publicist, Astrologer, Chef, said a recent… Read More
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Paris Hilton? A ghost of glam incarceration lingers. Her empty cell has seen more fake tears and rhinestone remorse than a Bravo reunion special.
Paris Hilton, 26, has come out swinging after being sentenced to spend forty-five days behind bars. Paris Hilton Fired Publicist, Astrologer, Chef, said a recent… Read More
REDMOND, Wash. – Software giant Microsoft announced yesterday that it will begin shipping its newest operating system, Windows Linux Ubuntu, by the end of this… Read More
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton has scheduled a press conference for tomorrow morning at which she is expected to explain why her… Read More
DENVER – Immigration rallies held across the United States yesterday failed to attract the large crowds that marked last year’s events or to generate the… Read More
LONDON – Hugh Grant was arrested and questioned by police yesterday after he had allegedly littered the road near his West London house with the… Read More
ST. MARTINVILLE, La. – Willie Nelson avoided jail when the policeman who had cited him for possession of marijuana and hallucinogenic mushrooms last September 18… Read More
LOS ANGELES – Sheryl Crow’s cat, Biodiesel, has gone missing, apparently in protest over the singer’s stingy attitude regarding the paper in his litter pan.… Read More
NEW YORK – The estate of Cho Seung-Hui, the former Virginia Tech student who killed thirty-two people last week, has been sued by the RIAA… Read More