philmaggitti, Author at Postcards from The Pug Bus

Vegans Celebrate Paul Prudhomme’s Death with Tofu-Seitan Turducken

WEST GOSHEN, Pa.–The West Goshen Vegan Alliance (WGVA), a militant culinary rights group, is holding a special Fat Chance Supper on Saturday October 17 to… Read More

middle-aged man standing in fron of a sign that says Burma Shave

"Out shaves them all?"

Religion

What Did Pope Francis Know and When Did He Know I

philmaggitti religion 11 years

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Since finding out last week that Pope Francis, “the cool pope,” had met secretly with Kim Davis in Washington, D.C., on September 24, a… Read More

Your future is a farce! Dive into the Totally Unreliable Astrological Almanac for witty, cheeky, and surreal horoscopes. Prepare to giggle; the stars are lying to you.

Astrology: Finally as confused as you are

Blog

Stay the Hell Home, Mick Jagger

philmaggitti blog 11 years

Dear Mick,I see where you dragged your withered buttocks on stage the other day to croak your way through “Satisfaction” with that towering mediocrity Taylor… Read More

Illustration for a story on AI toilet cams that monitor health. Features graphs for hydration and PH balance..

If your mother will not tell you that your hydration levels are a failure, these high-definition toilet cams certainly will.

Religion

When Francis Met Kim

philmaggitti religion 11 years

WASHINGTON, D.C.—His Supreme Excellency Pope Francis—in addition to meeting with the Harlem Globe Trotters, Vice-President “Meadowlark” Biden (who presented him with a photo of Mr.… Read More

Ski jumper in mid-flight demonstrating strategic genital enhancement aerodynamic advantage, with technical annotations indicating enhanced surface area in jumpsuit and airflow patterns

Every centimeter counts, apparently in ways no one anticipated.

You Can't PhotoShop This

All-White Diversity Philly Magazine Cover: You Can’t Photoshop This

philmaggitti 11 years

What do you get when a magazine runs a cover story about diversity in Philadelphia’s public schools and the photo of cherubic elementary school kids… Read More

A bearded man in a trucker hat stands before the rusted gates of Country Music Heaven, holding a steaming mug and a clipboard, embodying the self-serious gatekeeper spirit of Saving Country Music.

Triggerman, awaiting divine confirmation that pedal steel still matters.

You Can't PhotoShop This

Pope Gets His Butt Grabbed: You Can’t Photoshop This

philmaggitti 11 years

What nerve! What glorious, unalloyed nerve! Pope don’t support gay marriage? Pope thinks guy-on-guy reach-arounds are a sin? Gay dude gets cheeky with Da Pontiff’s… Read More

Soviet postage stamp depicting red-capped mushrooms

Horoscopes

This Is Your Horoscope on Mushrooms for 9/21/15

philmaggitti 11 years

Born today you share a birthday and certain disquieting tendencies with author Stephen King, 68, actor Luke Wilson, 44, and former celebrity Nicole Richie, 34.… Read More

Culture

Roger Daltrey’s Hair Forces Cancellation of Who Tour

philmaggitti 11 years

LONDON–Complications surrounding singer Roger Daltrey’s hair have forced The Who to postpone a North American tour that had been scheduled to begin on September 24… Read More