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Question of the Week

Comedy or Drama?

Marlene Babcock, 62, dental insurance appeals specialist

Allegedly laughing through the pain at 19 Last Laugh Lane, Scranton, PA

Comedy. I have enough drama in my life without paying fourteen dollars to watch somebody else's marriage collapse. If I want two hours of emotional devastation, I can call my sister and ask how Thanksgiving went.

Russell Pritchard, 56, municipal parking enforcement supervisor

Allegedly confronting the human condition at 404 Tragic Ending Boulevard, Akron, OH

Drama. Comedy encourages people to believe things will work out. Drama prepares them for reality. My favorite films end with everybody miserable and at least one person staring silently out a window. That is what I call an honest evening's entertainment.

Gloria Nettleton, 73, retired church organist

Allegedly awaiting the final curtain at 8 Mixed Emotions Circle, Peoria, IL

I prefer a comedy that gradually becomes a drama. That is how life works. Everybody starts out laughing, somebody makes a questionable decision, and before you know it the family is gathered in a hospital corridor discussing who gets the good china.

Cartoon image of a bucket reading from a list symbolizing satirical life advice in Buck-It List 4.0.

Before you kick the bucket.

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The Buck-It List 4.0, Satirical Life Advice

philmaggitti blog 11 months

Ten more things you should quit doing while not going gently into that good night. Satirical Life Advice for seniors. If you have already renounced… Read More

A dog rides in a car with his head out the rear passenger window, eyes closed and ears pinned by the breeze, capturing the joyful sensory overload behind Why Does My Dog Hang His Head Out the Car Window.

Because enlightenment travels at 45 miles per hour.

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The Astonishing Truth: Why Does My Dog Hang His Head Out the Car Window?

philmaggitti blog, dog 11 months

Veterinary science insists there is “no definitive explanation” for “Why Does My Dog Hang His Head Out the Car Window?” That is the polite scientific… Read More

Vintage-style editorial cartoon illustrating the concept of fair game, showing distressed people being metaphorically hunted by photographers, critics, and online mobs in a sepia-toned ink drawing.

When everyone is a hunter, everyone becomes the hunted.

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Fair Game: The Sport of Being Hunted

philmaggitti blog 12 months

There was a time when “fair game” meant exactly that–something you could shoot legally without a game warden lecturing you about ethics. Deer, pheasants, and… Read More

A row of vintage typewriters faces a firing squad of sharpened pencils in a bright, white studio, illustrating the Grammar Prick’s war on the worst clichés in English.

The Grammar Prick convenes the firing squad for crimes against language. Justice prepares to proofread.

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The Ten Worst Clichés in English Should Be Capital Crimes

philmaggitti grammar grump, top ten lists 12 months

Cliches are the herpes of human speech–once contracted, they flare up whenever people try to sound thoughtful. You hear them at brunches, board meetings, and… Read More

A bearded man in a trucker hat stands before the rusted gates of Country Music Heaven, holding a steaming mug and a clipboard, embodying the self-serious gatekeeper spirit of Saving Country Music.

Triggerman, awaiting divine confirmation that pedal steel still matters.

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An Open Letter to Trigger of Saving Country Music

philmaggitti blog, music 12 months

Because Saving Country Music needs to be saved from the fool who claims to be its savior. Triggerman, Congratulations, T-man. You are the only man… Read More

Editorial illustration for Preparing for Your 65th High School Reunion. A navy blazer hangs like ceremonial armor, with a glowing name tag. Below, grooming items—shaving brush, razor, cologne, comb—are arranged like sacred tools. On the right, a cocktail glass, pain reliever bottle, and flickering candle suggest ritual preparation. Background evokes a mythic school gymnasium with textured beige tones and faint echoes of banners.

Name tag’s glowing, blazer’s pressed—time to outlive the competition.

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Remembrance and Reckoning: Preparing for a High School Reunion, #65

philmaggitti blog 1 year

Let us not pretend that your high school reunion is only about nostalgia, especially if it is the sixty-fifth reunion and you went to an… Read More

Stuck in an elevator with his eight-year-old conscience: a weary man in a wrinkled suit clutching coffee and a leaking briefcase faces his younger self holding a rubber dinosaur beside half-open doors revealing cosmic filing cabinets labeled ‘Unfulfilled Dreams.

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Stuck in an Elevator with My Eight-year-old Self

philmaggitti blog 1 year

There are elevators that simply malfunction, and there are elevators that malfunction in ways that make you question every decision you have ever made. When… Read More

Satirical illustration for An Open Letter to Bruce Springsteen showing an aged Bruce hunched over a guitar, his face twisted in an ungainly grimace under harsh stage lights.

An ancient Bruce Springsteen grimaces through another chord, proving even guitars can beg for mercy.

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An Open Letter to Bruce Springsteen

T.J. Eckleburg blog 1 year

Bruce Springsteen: You probably do not read open letters, Bruce Springsteen. You have people for that–Jersey cousins who double as roadies, unpaid interns who learned… Read More