The Pet Sitter’s Letter
“Dear Sir or Madam” Thus began the pet sitter’s letter, which my wife and I found taped to the back door when we arrived at… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
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The Pug Bus blog, where uncommon sense, satire, and a conservative streak a mile wide come to thrive and gloat. These random observations from the void are where we dump thoughts too weird for categories–life advice for people who have given up, cultural critiques nobody requested. If it explodes, at least you will die interesting.
Don’t Call Me a White Person Anymore
Recently I was informed by the entrail readers at 23&Me that I am 1/500 sub-Saharan African or any other non-white subgroup. I was delighted by… Read More
The Kids Are All Right, Satirical Commentary
I have nothing against children. Indeed, I think qualified persons should own a few. Children are often cute, sometimes amusing, and if we’re lucky, they… Read More
The Rolling Stones Should Shrivel Up and Die
Dear Mick, Keith, Charlie, and the Other Guy,I have learned recently that you stinking geezers will be touring next year. Please don’t. In the name… Read More
Sticking It to The Military-Athletic Complex
The military-athletic complex is a pain in my NFL-watching butt. I detest the ginormous flag rollouts that precede most games, the stupid camouflage gear that… Read More
Stay the Hell Home, Mick Jagger
Dear Mick,I see where you dragged your withered buttocks on stage the other day to croak your way through “Satisfaction” with that towering mediocrity Taylor… Read More
Postcards from the Pug Bus On Holiday
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern Pennsylvania’s slowest-growing satire site, is going on holiday. As several members of our entourage are not permitted… Read More
The Grammar Grump Says Leave God Out of It
While the Grammar Grump was watching a football game on television recently, an announcer declared, “Quarterbacks like Peyton Manning are a godsend.” What is wrong… Read More