Book of Daze

Everyone, it seems, has an opinion regarding a president’s authority to pardon himself for wrong doings of a pardonable sort. Ever the contrarians, we do… Read More

WEST GOSHEN, Pa.–Despite chowder heads’ insistence that conflate means “to confuse,” conflate means “to combine two or more texts, ideas, or fanciful stories into one.” A case… Read More

Regarding CBD oil, never has so much been swallowed by so many at such great cost to so little effect. Consequently, Postcards from the Pug… Read More

NEW YORK–Concerned about the increasing rate of “irresponsible, negligent, and thoughtless behavior” exhibited by too many drivers, Toyota announced today that it is recalling 250,000… Read More

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–Pot is dead. Deader than a pile of stinking roaches in a dirty ashtray. Deader than Jerry Garcia. Deader than phone booths… Read More

EAST OPP, Ala.—The Lord God Almighty announced via Snapchat, Twitter, and Gab yesterday that he is going to load-manage Jesus during the next Hebrew year,… Read More

Trompe L’Oeil (tromp LOY) or “trick of the eye”en françaisis the technique of using realistic imagery to create an optical illusion of depth and thereby… Read More

Pascal was on to something when he wrote inPensées, “All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.” That… Read More