Book of Daze: Breast Reduction Day℠
It may be impossible to be too rich or too thin, but it is possible to have too much titty. More than a mouthful is a waste,… Read More
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Book of Daze Blivit Day℠
Today our divided nation unites in the observation of National Blivit Day. According to Reader’s Digest, where blivit first appeared in a 1945 column called “Humor in Uniform,”… Read More
Book of Daze: Earworm Day℠
WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–Before we fusilade the fireworks in celebration of National Earworm Day, we must observe that said day is the only national day… Read More
Pug Bus Service Marks National Penultimate Day℠
The National Penultimate Dayâ„ campaign, launched recently by Postcards from the Pug Bus, took a giant step toward gravitas yesterday when Postcards’ editor in briefs… Read More
Pug Bus Launches National Penultimate Day Campaign
Postcards from the Pug Bus, southeastern Pennsylvania’s least influential web site, today launched its National Penultimate Day campaign by sending a Bewerbungsschreiben to the National Day Calendar… Read More
Book of Daze: Just Because Day
Today is National Just Because Day, an opportunity “to do something without rhyme or reason,” according to the folks at National Day Calendar, who suggest… Read More
Book of Daze: Debunking the Nativity Scene Day℠
WEST GOSHEN, Pa.–Despite chowder heads’ insistence that conflate means “to confuse,” conflate means “to combine two or more texts, ideas, or fanciful stories into one.” A case… Read More