Book of Daze

Customer Service on Hold Music Day honors the soulless ritual of being placed on hold while a corporation decides whether your existence merits acknowledgment. On… Read More

Schrödinger’s Cat’s Deadline Day commemorates the only workplace phenomenon more unsettling than mandatory trust falls: the task that is both late and not late until… Read More

Interpretive Walking Day honors the simple act of getting from one place to another while refusing to do it in a sensible manner. On this… Read More

Once a year, on To Thine Own Self Be True Day, people attempt the impossible: being honest with themselves for more than seven consecutive seconds.… Read More

The calendar opens on Common Euphemisms in Writing day, when language is placed under a microscope. Euphemism Day is not so much a holiday as… Read More

We gather to celebrate disappearing act day, the yearly ritual of slipping sideways into the folds of unreality. The reasons for staging your own disappearance … Read More

Pushing the envelope is as American as baseball, hot dogs, deep-fried Oreos, and elective surgery. It is also not for amateurs. The envelope, it is… Read More