Book of Daze

Shirt You Never Wear Day is observed each year by people who own at least one shirt or top they have kept for a decade,… Read More

Few disappointments rival the letdown of Leftovers Surprise Day, observed by people who have ever opened the refrigerator expecting to see a righteous snack and… Read More

Dead Houseplant Amnesty Day is marked by small, private rituals: the removal of desiccated stalks from their pots, a moment of silence for the succulent… Read More

Few holidays evoke the lingering sadness of Unreturned Tupperware Day, observed each year by people who have surrendered their best containers to neighbors, relatives, and… Read More

Lock Your Door Day traces its roots to a small, unnervingly quiet town in the Midwest where nothing bad ever happened, until something did. Many… Read More

Write Your Own Algorithm Day began with a mild public breakdown. In 2023, a mid-level content strategist named Darren K. posted a fourteen-part thread explaining… Read More

Don’t trust your doctor day was inspired by the modern patient’s highest calling: arriving at a professional appointment after six minutes of internet research and… Read More

There are holidays that celebrate courage, sacrifice, and the triumph of the human spirit. This is not one of them. Kiss your dog on the… Read More