Van Morrison Files for Intellectual Bankruptcy
DUBLIN – Irish singer and curmudgeon Van Morrison has filed for intellectual bankruptcy, according to a notice published on his official website—The Gospel According to… Read More
Culture
Pop culture dissection with a rusty scalpel. We have mocked trends, movements, and moments since 2004 because someone needs to tell society it is wearing no clothes. Spoiler: society does not care, but we persist anyway.
Verizon Guy Sued for Telephone Harassment
BREWSTER, NY – Paul Marcarelli, better known to millions of television viewers as “the Verizon guy,” has been sued for sexual harassment and making terroristic… Read More
Bono Challenges World Leaders to Save Board Games
MILPITAS, Calif. – Bono, U2’s crusading frontman, has set himself his most ambitious and difficult task to date: rescuing board games from neglect and despair.… Read More
Bono Accused of Leaking New U2 Album
DUBLIN – U2 frontman, Bono, has been accused by his band mates of leaking the group’s new album, No Line on the Horizon, well in… Read More
Recent Klaus Harmony Sightings Fuel Speculation
LONDON – What is it about a dead genius which attracts such frenzied speculation? Examine the myths surrounding any icon and a conspiracy theory is… Read More
RIAA Wants Record Labels to Limit Home CD Use
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) has fingered consumers who play CDs repeatedly as “the single greatest secret threat” to recording… Read More
Amy Winehouse Cancels All Personal Hygiene Activities
LONDON – Singer Amy Winehouse, 24, has announced that she is canceling all personal hygiene activities—even down to having her beehive steam cleaned—until her husband,… Read More
Bruce Springsteen’s Hair Rocks Hartford
HARTFORD, Conn. – Bruce Springsteen’s hair kicked out the jams and took names at the Hartford Civic Center last night. Reunited with the E Street… Read More