Walmart Introduces CBD-Infused Dental Dams
“We’re encouraging customers to put their money where their mouths are,” said a Walmart executive in a muffled voice. “We’re betting CBD will succeed where… Read More
Flash
A collection of flash fiction and micro-stories. Think literary drive-bys and tiny grenades of wit.
The Last Supper, the World’s First Roast
Following the Tom Brady roast, one reviewer proclaimed that Brady is “our ‘Jesus Christ’ in the war against political correctness.” Jesus, you’ll recall, was the… Read More
Of Churches and Cookies
When his self became a fear he couldn’t outrun, he woke his wife, and they drove through the night to comfort him. In those dark… Read More
Snot Funny
His great joy had always been causing people to choke by saying something funny just as they were taking a sip of beverage. His wife… Read More
Case Notes #97
“Yin is passive, introverted–frequently weak. Yang is outgoing and opinionated. She’s happy to stay at home with a book and her cat. He likes to… Read More
You Could Be Talking to a Dog in a Chatroom If . . .
Screen name Commander or Princess. Wants to meet in PetSmart. Measures height to shoulders. Asks how old you are in dog years. Thinks computer’s “pause”… Read More
“I’m Not Religious, but I Am Spiritual”
If ever you hear someone make this claim, change the subject fast; otherwise you’ll be sorry to learn that “spiritual” folks believe in some bat… Read More
Birthday Boy
The only birthday cards that Edward received were from three creditors and his parole officer. “Why let other people’s preoccupations with their lives spoil the… Read More