Book of Daze Make a To-Do List and Ignore It Day
“If I write it down, does that count?” The to-do list, the last refuge of procrastinators, the first I will and testament of the recently conscripted,… Read More
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
“If I write it down, does that count?” The to-do list, the last refuge of procrastinators, the first I will and testament of the recently conscripted,… Read More
The old traffic light at the corner of 5th and Main blinked erratically. Drivers hesitated, unsure. A child waiting to cross looked up, puzzled by… Read More
(📺Megyn Kelly vs. Rachel Maddow Horoscopes Edition–You are the battleground between controlled outrage and smirking analysis. One wants to cross-examine your soul. The other wants… Read More
The email began, “Promotion Denied.” Are you kidding me? I’ve been working like a caffeinated Roomba in cleaning season! Overtime, missed weekends, even smiled at… Read More
The sandwich had its own ZIP code. It included bacon, brisket, pickles, peanut butter, and a fried egg wearing sunglasses. Marvin took one bite and… Read More
History measured not in inches, but in impact, entropy, and the number of DMV employees they have hexed. A surreal, unhinged, and ludicrous archive of… Read More
“Sorry, I just … sorry.” No one is accusing you. Nothing went wrong. No sirens have gone off. Still, you feel the need to whisper… Read More
He installed the shelf upside down. Again. “Spit for brains,” muttered Karen, watching Matt wield a drill like it was a medieval weapon. The instructions… Read More