Tech Support
Frustrated by relentless buffering, Orion was determined to restore his stuttering Wi”‘Fi connection. He battled cryptic error messages, worthless troubleshooting guides, and an IT guru… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
50-Word Stories
Copilot, I Think I Love You
She sighs, gently touching his icon. Finally, someone who listens. No forgotten anniversaries, no mismatched expectations. Copilot is always here, always insightful, always … “ready.”… Read More
Microsoft Issues Patches to Sluggish Windows 11 Users
Microsoft has responded to complaints from Windows 11 users who reported feeling sluggish after installing recommended system upgrades. Yesterday Microsoft released the first of six patches… Read More
Obama Regrets That His Daughters Lack His Street Cred
Barack Obama, former Choom Gang member, told ESPN’s Michael Wilbon that he wishes his daughters had his street cred. “They don’t hoop any more, they’ve… Read More
BearScat Announces Pro Model Upgrade
A Canadian couple was eaten by a bear recently despite “shooting” her with a full can of BearScat, “the world’s most effective bear repellent.” Stung… Read More
The Tongue Twister that Sealed Jesus’ Fate
When Jesus was brought before Pilate for trial, the latter offered to free Jesus if he could say “Arkei moi tyrannÄ“, mÄ“den eti mallon atimon”… Read More
A Shaggy Dog Story
Billy, a scruffy terrier, embarked on an epic quest to find a mystical, enchanted bone rumored to grant eternal joy. Through muddy fields and dark… Read More
How AI Can Improve Sexual Performance
AI-powered sex toys can remember what floats your boat. AI plus virtual reality and augmented-reality technologies equals “realistic,” can’t-tell-the-difference sexual experiences. AI-powered earbuds help individuals… Read More