50-Word Stories

Rob meets Angela for lunch. Each is secretly planning to confess to recent infidelities. When Rob begins to speak, Angela interrupts him. “Robbie, there’s something… Read More

Flush with anticipation, Vicky opened the door to greet her date, whom  a friend had set her up with. There stood one pitiful, butt-ugly man.… Read More

I’m bad, god’s good. I’ll put the ball in his court. Then I’ll count the ways I’ve screwed up. Wow, I really am a turd. I should just let god… Read More

Daniel had spent months  writing a self-help book on time management, preaching discipline and punctuality. On launch day, however, he overslept and arrived, breathless, an… Read More

A San Francisco prostitute killed a John who had realized the prostitute was transgender and asked for a refund. Leion Butler, 20, killed Hamza Walupupu,… Read More

Any grand experiment in which  humans teach machines to think, only to have them roast our spelling errors and suggest healthier life choices. A digital… Read More

The ultimate narcissist. We are told you can’t love anyone until you love yourself, but for the autosexual, loving oneself is the ultimate goal. Who… Read More