bookof-daze Archives - Page 10 of 21 - Postcards from The Pug Bus

In this Book of Saze the Dog Atr My Homework Day illustration, a Golden retriever sitting in a sea of torn homework pages,

"Patron Saint of Procrastinators, seen here with the evidence of your missing assignment."

Book of Daze the Dog Ate My Homework Day

ðŸ“Origin Story The first recorded instance of the Book of Daze the Dog Ate My Homework Day dates back to 1905, when a Welsh minister… Read More

A sook of daze illustration of a sepia-toned pig in a suit writing in a book labeled 'Ig-Pay Atin-Lay,' with a speech bubble saying 'Ello-Hay' and a calendar showing the number 13.

When your inner pig insists on speaking in code — and refuses to be translated.

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Book of Daze Pig Latin Day

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ðŸ· Origin StoryBook of Daze Pig Latin Day traces its roots to the mid-1800s, when children with too much free time and too little TikTok… Read More

Illustration for Return-to-Sender Day, Surreal space post office returning cosmic junk mail through a glowing wormhole

When life ships you junk, ship it back to the cosmos—no restocking fee

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Book of Daze Return-to-Sender Day: How to Reject Life’s Cosmic Junk

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Origin StoryThe Book of Daze Return-to-Sender Day was created in response to the cosmos’ disturbing habit of hurling unsolicited life events our way. flat tires,… Read More

Nothing says ‘I’m fine’ like weeping into a Bali brochure beside your overpriced crisis-mobile.

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Book of Daze: Midlife Crisis Awareness Day

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Origin StoryBook of Daze Midlife Crisis Awareness Day was created in 1974 by a consortium of Harley-Davidson dealers, red-convertible salesmen, and divorce lawyers who saw… Read More

When life hands you a to-do list, set your calendar on fire.

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Book of Daze Ignore Your To-Do List Day

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Origin StoryBook of Daze Ignore Your To-Do List Day was established in 2013 by the Society for the Advancement of Procrastination, a group that insisted… Read More

Hand-drawn digital illustration of tech billionaire Jasper “Crypto Jesus” Kline tipping a full decommissioned oil rig to a shocked barista, on Book of Daze Over Tip Somebody Day

ech billionaire Jasper “Crypto Jesus” Kline still holds the record for the most unhinged tip in history: one entire oil rig.

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Book of Daze: Over Tip Somebody Day

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Origin StoryBook of Daze Over Tip Somebody Day began in 2009 when a hungover philosopher in Brooklyn accidentally left his entire $782 paycheck as a… Read More

Gaslight Day when you insist the problem is in their head — because it is.

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Book of Daze Gaslight Day

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Celebrated on every day that ends in “y,” Book of Daze Gaslight Day pays homage to the subtle and sinister art of making other people… Read More

7-OH "Dark, moody illustration of a black snake with glowing red eyes coiled around a skeleton.

"When your dietary supplement comes with a side of existential dread."

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Book of Daze 7-OH Day

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Celebrating 7-OH the compound that turned gas stations into gateways and wellness into weaponry. ðŸ§¬ Book of Daze 7-OH Day Origin StoryIt began, as great… Read More