Book of Daze: Conservation of Gravity Day
A critical shortfall of gravity brought on by the failed gravitational policies of the past is the greatest existential threat facing this country. The United… Read More
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Book of Daze: Dipsticks Against Mad Mothers
[SATIRE] The following is purely and impurely fictional. James Carville famously described Pennsylvania as “Philadelphia on one side, Pittsburgh on the other, and Alabama in… Read More
Book of Daze: Screw the Pooch Day
“Screw the pooch” began as pilot slang for royally messing up–a phrase made famous by Tom Wolfe in The Right Stuff (1979). It describes a… Read More
Book of Daze: Pardon Yourself Day
Everyone, it seems, has an opinion regarding a president’s authority to pardon himself for wrong doings of a pardonable sort. Ever the contrarians, we do… Read More
Book of Daze: Debunking the Nativity Scene Day℠
WEST GOSHEN, Pa.–Despite chowder heads’ insistence that conflate means “to confuse,” conflate means “to combine two or more texts, ideas, or fanciful stories into one.” A case… Read More
Book of Daze: Ban CBD Forever Day℠
Regarding CBD oil, never has so much been swallowed by so many at such great cost to so little effect. Consequently, Postcards from the Pug… Read More
Book of Daze: Driver Recall Day℠
NEW YORK–Concerned about the increasing rate of “irresponsible, negligent, and thoughtless behavior” exhibited by too many drivers, Toyota announced today that it is recalling 250,000… Read More
Book of Daze: Pot Is Dead Day℠
WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–Pot is dead. Deader than a pile of stinking roaches in a dirty ashtray. Deader than Jerry Garcia. Deader than phone booths… Read More