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Writing style guides gone rogue: when editorial standards collapse, even your toaster gets interrogated. A satirical look at cosmic consequences in modern media.

When writing style guides collapse, even the toaster gets subpoenaed.

The Media Ignores Writing Style Guides

philmaggitti cultural commentary 10 months

Major media outlets have long been guilty of ignoring writing style guides, but recently the infractions have grown mythic. BuzzFeed, ever the chaotic neutral, made… Read More

Satirical illustration of pumpkin spice products including latte, dog treats, motor oil, and toilet paper arranged like a shrine to consumer excess — parodying the obsession with pumpkin spice recipes and autumn branding.

“When pumpkin spice recipes become religion, every latte is communion.”

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Pumpkin Spice Recipes: The Tyranny of Autumn

philmaggitti cultural commentary 10 months

Pumpkin spice recipes are not merely a seasonal flavor trend–they are a cultural mirror, reflecting America’s obsession with comfort, conformity, and consumerism disguised as nostalgia.… Read More

"Jewels and binoculars hang from the head of the mule.”

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An Empty Museum Is the Newest Art Fad

philmaggitti cultural commentary, trump 10 months

The latest avant-garde gallery is drawing rapt attention and hordes of visitors by mounting absolutely no visual content. This newest art fad can be “seen”… Read More

Hyphenated last names image, featuring a red prohibition symbol over the letters ‘P-B’ separated by a hyphen, positioned above a detailed black and white skull and crossbones.

Two names, one hyphen, zero dignity.

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Hyphenated Last Names: A Crime Against Humanity

philmaggitti cultural commentary, trump 11 months

Hyphenated last names are the linguistic equivalent of duct-taping two egos together and calling it a legacy. They are Frankensteinian name-chimeras, stitched from the vanity… Read More

A group of awkward, middle-aged people clapping out of sync in a beige room, their uncertain expressions capturing the quiet absurdity of offbeat enthusiasm and the end of civilization in microcosm.

Moments before rhythm—and civilization—collapsed completely.

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Clapping Before the Beat: Hands Down the End of Civilization

philmaggitti cultural commentary, music, trump 11 months

Among the more rhythmically ambitious members of our species, there exists a sad affliction known as premature percussive enthusiasm. In layperson’s terms– clapping before the… Read More

The Farmer's Almanac Satire illustration: A humorous vintage-style ink drawing showing a grizzled farmer in overalls surrounded by absurd Almanac symbols — an onion, a striped sock, a crystal, and a scroll — all rendered in sepia tones against a textured beige background.

Farmer’s Almanac is never wrong.

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The Farmer’s Almanac Satire for 2025

philmaggitti cultural commentary, trump 11 months

(The Farmer’s Almanac Satire has been forecasting folly since before climate denial was cool.) General Overview November arrives like an uninvited uncle with political opinions… Read More

A cartoon-style illustration for selfie deaths, showing a man teetering on the edge of a cliff as his phone slips away, symbolizing digital vanity and danger.

Moments before evolution hits the ‘unfollow’ button.

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How to Avoid Selfie Deaths and Darwin Awards

T.J. Eckleburg cultural commentary, trump 11 months

In loving memory of the “brave” souls who met selfie deaths while chasing the perfect angle but meeting the ultimate exposure instead. Selfie Deaths, #1 Historians… Read More

A young boy of eleven trick-or-treating in a suburban neighborhood. He is wearing three vape pens around his neck as part of a “Serial Vapist” outfit—one of the funny Halloween costumes that shocked his neighbors.

“Don’t worry, It’s just nicotine… this time.”

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Funny Halloween Costumes: Remember the Serial Vapist

T.J. Eckleburg cultural commentary, trump 11 months

Every Halloween some precocious child decides to split the difference between clever and concerning. Last year’s ignoble laureate in the funny Halloween costumes department was… Read More