Philadelphia 76ers Will Play Entire 2013-14 Season Overseas
PHILADELPHIA–The Philadelphia 76ers have made what might be their boldest move yet in an offseason filled with bold innovations. Yesterday
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Taylor Swift Placed Under Suicide Watch (Breaking News)
READING, Pa.–Taylor Swift has been placed under a suicide watch by concerned members of her entourage, the Pug Bus learned
ContinuePippa Middleton’s Ass Not All It’s Cracked Up to Be
LONDON – In a recent study conducted by the National Centre for Social Research, nine out of ten Britons were
ContinueLocal Resident Thinks He’s at the Top of His Game
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Al Covington is the picture of confidence as he sits at a table outside the Iron Hill restaurant
ContinueNorton Internet Security Now Refuses to Let Customers Uninstall
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Norton Internet Security has quietly rolled out its you-can-check-out-any-time-you-like-but-you-can-never-leave uninstall policy. We learned about this new “safeguard” when
ContinueGeorge Zimmerman Rescue Effort Criticized
SANFORD, Fla.–George Zimmerman, recently acquitted of sixteen charges brought against him in the shooting death of an unarmed black youth,
ContinueSex Scandal Rocks Christian Mingle: Breaking News
WEST CHESTER, Pa. – The massively popular dating site Christian Mingle has been rocked by a sex scandal. “Threesomes, foursomes,
ContinueCelebrity Birthdays for the Week of July 21
Born this week you might be a Cancer, you might be a Leo, or you might experience a disconcerting growth
ContinueDetroit Bankruptcy Blamed on Shift in Autoeroticism Tastes
DETROIT – The city of Detroit’s recent bankruptcy filing is owed in no small part to shifts in tastes among
ContinueStevie Wonder Wins Trayvon Martin Ass Hat Award
WEST CHESTER, Pa. – Racial harmony in the United States may not be receding in the rear
ContinuePost Office Will Issue Trayvon Martin Stamp
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Trayvon Martin, whose only crime was winning a fight, will be a winner in death thanks to
ContinueSt. Benedict the Patron Saint of Hemorrhoids, Europe, and Other Stuff
St. Benedict is the patron saint of Europe, kidney disease, food poisoning, hemorrhoids, and school children. He is recognized as
ContinueExclusive Interview with England’s Royal Fetus
LONDON – Postcards from the Pug Bus has secured an exclusive interview with the Royal Fetus, which is expected to
ContinueSt. Augustine Zhao Rong et al. Are Today’s Patron Saints
WEST CHESTER, PA. – The First Universal Brotherhood of the Aggressive Atheist is pleased to join our Catholic brethren everywhere
ContinueNSA Foils Massive Gettysburg Plot
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The National Security Agency (NSA) announced this morning that it had foiled “a massive terrorist plot” to
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