Horoscopes

Your Horoscope for June 25,2025

orange tabby cat head and shoulders
“Nobody loves a whiner.”

Aries (March 21 – April 19) – The universe is encouraging you to start a project you will absolutely never finish. Maybe build a treehouse with no walls? Or begin writing a novel that ends halfway through a sentence.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – Today is the perfect day to treat yourself! Unfortunately, your wallet disagrees. Try to justify an extravagant purchase with the phrase “I deserve this,” despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) – You will send an email with the words “Please see attached” and forget to attach the file. Fate demands it.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) – Someone will ask for your opinion today. You will spend 45 minutes crafting the perfect response, only for them to respond, “Lol, true.”

Leo (July 23 – August 22) – The world needs more of your confident energy! But today, your main audience will be your cat, who remains unimpressed.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22) – Your meticulous planning will pay off when you realize you remembered every detail except the most important one. Enjoy that pre-packed lunch … without the sandwich.

Libra (September 23 – October 22) – You will be faced with a tough choice today. Choose wisely! Or don’t. Honestly, nobody will notice either way.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) – The stars whisper that someone may betray you today. Or he may have just forgetten to text back. Either way, your trust is forever shattered.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) – An adventure is on the horizon! Unfortunately, it’s not the fun kind—it’s the “accidentally take the wrong train and end up somewhere threatening” kind.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) – You will be productive today! Not in the ways you planned, but in the ways of organizing your kitchen utensil drawer and researching historical facts you’ll never need.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) – A brilliant, life-changing idea will strike today, but you will forget it before you have a chance to write it down.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20) – Your emotions are deep, mysterious, and unsettling. Forget mindfulness. Maybe you just need a laxative.