Pay It Forward Horoscopes for July 19, 2025
(The sins of the family, it has been said, fall on the daughter. Astrologically speaking, the sins of those with whom we share a sign fall on us. Heads up.)
♋ Cancer (June 21 – July 22) Princess Diana, Robin Williams, Elon Musk: You feel all the feels, even the ones you can’t name. One minute you’re rescuing orphans, the next you’re launching satellites out of spite. Robin says laugh through the pain. Diana says cry in a tiara. Elon says build a bunker. The latest Pew poll says, “Don’t go quietly into that dark night.”
♌ Leo (July 23 – August 22) Madonna, Napoleon, Jennifer Lopez: All mirrors are portals to self-realization today. Madonna says reinvent yourself mid-sentence. Napoleon says annex something, even if it’s just the TV remote. J-Lo says to rise to the challenge of fluorescent lighting. Demand applause. Even from strangers.
♍ Virgo (August 23 – September 22) Frida Kahlo, Greta Thunberg, Stanley Kubrick: Perfect the details, then destroy them through the sheer failure of your personality. Greta says no excuses. Frida says make your trauma decorative. Kubrick says re-shoot reality until it behaves. You’re too intense for your own good—but that’s how masterpieces and nervous breakdowns are made.
♎ Libra (September 23 – October 22) Oscar Wilde, Gwen Stefani, Mahatma Gandhi: Peaceful, stylish, and shady–the Holy Trinity. Wilde urges wit over honesty. Gwen says accessorize your indecision away. Gandhi says fast—but only from toxic vibes. Balance is a noble goal even if it does require kicking someone off the seesaw.
♏ Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) Pablo Picasso, Hillary Clinton, Edgar Allan Poe: You are a cocktail of ambition, mystery, and clumsy tweets. Poe advises whispering in candlelight. Hillary says pantsuits bespeak power. Picasso says break the rules and draw eyeballs where they don’t belong. You will uncover a secret—or become one.
♐ Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) Mark Twain, Miley Cyrus, Bruce Lee: You are ready to bust through walls in several dimensions. Twain says speak the truth, then duck. Miley says ride a wrecking ball into Luxembourg. Bruce Lee says be water, but don’t spill your energy on fools. Today, you are a one-person road trip to everywhere.
♑ Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) Nikola Tesla, Michelle Obama, Jim Carrey (post-awakening): Your work ethic is designed to look maniacal. Tesla says sleep is optional. Michelle says rise, grind, and look grim doing it. Jim says question everything—especially capitalism and dental hygiene. You are either building an empire or a doomsday device. Possibly both.
♒ Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) Virginia Woolf, Harry Styles, Galileo: No one else in your chat group dresses like an entertainer, even the ones who are. Galileo suggests stargazing. Virginia wants you to walk into a river of thoughts. Harry just wants you to wear the weird pants. Embrace your freak flag—then use it to signal for help.
♓ Pisces (February 19 – March 20) Kurt Cobain, Rihanna, Salvador Dalí: The dreamworld is your day planner. Dalí says time is melting. Rihanna says shine bright through the fog. Kurt says the world smells like teen disillusionment. You will be moved to create—or to nap—depending.
Aries (March 21 – April 19) Joan of Arc, Lady Gaga, Marlon Brando: Today you are fueled by voices no one else can hear. Like Joan, you are ready to charge into battle—probably over something petty. Gaga says dress weird, feel powerful . . . and tall. Brando says mumble your grievances until someone pays you. A fiery day to burn bridges … or the evidence.
♉ Taurus (April 20 – May 20) Queen Elizabeth II, Cher, Karl Marx: Your royal flatmates seek a word. Cher wants you to turn back time—but only to redo breakfast. Marx rants about the redistribution of snacks. The queen recommends keeping calm and judging silently. Indulge in luxury like it’s an opioid, then pretend you’re above it.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Donald Trump, Marilyn Monroe, Bob Dylan: Today you will contradict yourself three times before the sun reaches high noon. Try channeling Monroe’s charm, Dylan’s riddles, and Trump’s … confidence? Lie with flair. Seduce with reverse logic. Remember what Dylan said, “You can’t confuse everyone, so you must confuse yourself.”
