Republican Drive to Impeach Obama Focuses on His Biracial Status
House Republicans, who have been accused of being racists for wanting to impeach President Obama, have issued their strongest denial of that charge to date.… Read More
Postcards from The Pug Bus
Lifting a satirical leg on pop culture since 2004
Author: Biff Scuzzy
Local Resident Thinks He’s at the Top of His Game
WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Al Covington is the picture of confidence as he sits at a table outside the Iron Hill restaurant on a hot July afternoon.… Read More
NSA Foils Massive Gettysburg Plot
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The National Security Agency (NSA) announced this morning that it had foiled “a massive terrorist plot” to disrupt the 150th reenactment of… Read More
Cornel West Reveals Where He Plans to Get Arrested Next
WEST CHESTER, Penna. – Cornel West is on a roll. The silver-tongued, fuzzy-headed, musty-looking Princetonian has been arrested twice in the last seven days. What’s… Read More
God Blasts Rick Perry over Intelligent Design and Celebrity Photo Books
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a statement faxed to the editor of THEM Weekly magazine, God the Father Almighty chided presidential candidate Rick Perry for using the theory… Read More
PETA Rallies Snails Rights Advocates In Florida
MIAMI – Snails rights advocates picketed outside the Biltmore Hotel in Coral Gables yesterday to protest the addition of giant African snails to the menu… Read More
Text of Obama’s Jobs Speech Leaked
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The text of President Obama’s major address about jobs, scheduled to be delivered before a joint session of Congress Thursday night, has… Read More
UConn Women a Huge Bust in the Neilsen Ratings
DAYTON, Ohio – The University of Connecticut’s women’s basketball team might be the best women’s team ever assembled, but their Neilsen ratings suck. According to… Read More