Britney Spears Says Her Sons Won’t Get Stuck in Iraq
MALIBU – Britney Spears has joined President Bush, Hillary Clinton, and the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth in demanding an apology from failed presidential candidate… Read More
Author: Chip Hilton
Jennifer Aniston Pregnant or in Denial about Vince Vaughn
CHICAGO – Jennifer Aniston is either pregnant or in denial about her breakup with Vince Vaughn, or possibly both. These conflicting reports emerged following Ms.… Read More
Courtney Love and Chimp Separated by Sliver of DNA
BOSTON – According to reports published in the current issues of the journals Nature and Science, a new comparison of the genetic blueprints of chimpanzees and humans shows… Read More
Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn Split over Adoption Plan
MALIBU – Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have separated after failing to agree about the kind of child they should adopt, reports US Weekly. Friends of… Read More
Britney Spears Fires Publicist; President Bush Fires Bob Woodward
MALIBU and WASHINGTON, D.C. – Determined to take control of their images, Britney Spears and President George W. Bush have fired two of their most… Read More
Jessica Simpson Tells Ellen DeGeneres: I Scare Guys Away Too
LOS ANGELES – During an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Jessica Simpson addressed a wide range of topics from her disappointment with psycho-therapy to the… Read More
Katie Couric Sign-off Contest Finalists Announced
Katie Couric, the first solo evening news anchor ever to undergo a colonoscopy on live television, admitted on her initial broadcast Tuesday that she was… Read More
Tom Cruise Issues Apology Tour; Mileage May Vary
LOS ANGELES — Tom Cruise reportedly began what insiders are calling his “Multi-City Apology Awareness Outreach Tour” by visiting Brooke Shields at her home last… Read More